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Morolian Speculations Thank goodness Morolians were all actually good people... Anyways, where did Morolians come from in the first place? What are their daily lives like? This is what we're discovering in this issue. Since we wanted to know more about them, a Morolian research team was created. Here are the reports from that research!

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! The Morolians and Moro-facts presented in this book are from the imaginations of their editing crew.  The facts shown here may be vastly different from the ones in reality. Thank you for your understanding.

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This Is Morodia!! (Visualization of a Morodia Map) Where do Morolians live? Blank's room? That's not true of course. He doesn't live on the planet because he isn't a Morolian. But wait, where is this Moro-planet even located? Do Morolians really live on Morodia?

Moro-Mountain As the elevation on Morodia increases, the volcano occasionally erupts to relieve excess gas pressure. So if you're traveling at high altitudes while it's accumulating, it can get pretty wild!

Moro-Continent The Moro-Continent is a vast place covered in many vibrant fields. The plants look almost artificial with how colorful they are, no wonder the people here are so colorful too!

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Moro-River A popular spot that Morolians have fun playing "water races" at. There's a Moro-drying rack near the river for anyone who needs to dry their wet bodies after falling in.

Moro-Town The cute voices of Morolians are calling out constantly, and the whole Moro-town is lively with a big populace. It truly is a spectacular sight. And even more spectacular to see all the variations of Morolians. Of course, there are also many different types of buildings that you wouldn't see on Earth, and you can notice new things almost every day.

Clay MAP: Taku Anekawa

[Translator’s note: In the original text, they just call the planet the Moro-Star.]

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Illustrated! Morolian (Body Structure) Morolians have really amazing motor skills! The speed of which they suddenly and cutely "boing” into action is extraordinary! What kind of body structure do Morolians have? We'll answer this question in clear detail at once, here are the secrets of Morolians!!

Moro-Brain They're so smart that their IQ can't possibly be measured, given how they're capable of making Dancing Beam rays. Among them, Blumoro's the top technician, and has the most brains of them all.

Moro-Eyes Everyone thinks they have an eye like a space suit visor, or compound like an insect. But no, it really is just a cover. What's underneath it is a mystery still.

Moro-Hands Both hands are properly connected to a joint. They're normal Moro-hands. The shoulders are barely visible, but they do have joints there too. Both hands have a grip strength of 60kg.

Moro-Innards They're capable of instantly digesting food with wicked strong stomach acid, and keep their energy stored in their stomach with a super strong alkaline neutralizer! This is why they don't need to use the restroom.

Moro-Ears An extremely sensitive antenna that can detect even weak radio waves. Because of this, they were easily brainwashed by Chief Blank's radio waves.

Moro-Face We can't see through the mask, which people often mistake for eyes. Judging from their high-pitched voice, it's estimated that they are capable of speaking 600,000 words per second.

Moro-Skin Many have said that it's "surprisingly fluffy," and it has been discovered that the skin of a Morolian is actually covered in fur. If they don't dry it out properly, it could get moldy.

Moro-Muscles Just like chicken fillets, they have more muscle than fat, and many have lean muscle tones (with the exception of Boss Moro). They can do 50 push-ups easily.

Moro-Legs Having extra joints (between the hip and knees!) is the most noteworthy feature here. They have the record of 4.9 seconds for the 50-meter space race.

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Newly Discovered Species!? (Pictured Above) Boss Moro, Leader Moro, Purmoro, Remoro, Gremoro, Blumoro, Yemoro, Pimoro; these eight are no longer the only types of Morolian! They appear to come in even more varieties of colors, there are so many unknown types of Morolians on their planet. Here are the research team's newest discoveries, we'll present them to you immediately!

Soldier-Moro Combat! Hut, hut, hut ra ra ra, hut, hut, ra ra ra~! Long live the USA!

Baseball Player-Moro Ha~anshin Tigers! Go, go, go, go~! Ah, it was so fun going to see Masayuki Kakefu!

Barber-Moro Lookin' like this, customers lookin' to get their hair done would increase right? Sounds like a good plan, but would it work? Shaggy hair fixup!

P.E. Teacher-Moro Come on, hop to it! Woah! Don't you want to join Fushimi Technical High School's official sports team. That'll give you a successful career.

Pattern-Moro (floral) No one can deny it. Floral patterns are so, so beautiful on anything. Wouldn't you want to be as beautiful as a flower too?

Chef-Moro Start off with a basic banquet. Then give them Moto Hagio's Cake! Cake! Cake! It's a feast to read!

[Translator’s note: above is a reference to the manga ケーキケーキケーキ (Cake Cake Cake) by Moto Hagio.]

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Morolians Still on Earth? (Purely Speculatory)

This Morolian likes being Naughty, kinda Yemoro is a mischievous type and is great at coming and going with the wind, and is convinced he's one with it. He pretty much is the incarnation of wind when he lifts up ladies’ skirts…

This Morolian likes Sake, kinda Gremoro was discovered in the middle of a peaceful flower viewing event. He's a nature-loving guy that loves digging around in soil. He was among office workers, fiddling with a cup of sake in his hand. Wonder if he's all right? -

This Morolian likes Anime, kinda Blumoro is a cool and intelligent Morolian technician with an even cooler body temperature and a hobby of watching anime. In between studies, he likes to relax by drawing pictures of anime gals.

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This Morolian likes Singing, Kinda Usually a shy and lonesome Morolian, Pimoro is delighted when given something soft. The only problem he has is when he get his hands on a mic, he gets carried away with singing; maybe it’s just that go wild feeling that gets him?

This Morolian likes Festivals, kinda The antsy Remoro seems to have taken notice of Earthling festivals, and immediately tried his hand at drumming. He appears to playing around a lot, and paying more attention to the passing women in yukatas.

This Morolian likes Sounds, kinda This quiet, balloon-loving Purmoro, gets excited when he sees something floating in the air. And is in charge of collecting sound effects for the balloon race broadcast. He works very hard.

The truth is a secret, moro!!!

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This next story is about the mother of one of our staff members, who had an interesting dream. She was wearing a Yomiuri Giants’ uniform, and her skin was orange. "Are you Ja**, by any chance!?" A Morolian came to visit his mother's house. Oramoro (orange Morolian) said, "We're being hassled by fans... We've improved a lot this year, but we've fallen to the point where we can't even win a championship.  The fans are furious we've sunk so low and can't even win a match." He sat down by the table with a very miserable look on his face. His mother served him tea and looked through the small window near the entrance, at Fujimi-dori, and saw the Director-moro of the team being chased by a mob. (Even though he looked like Sadaharu Oh, apparently it was really Shigeo Nagashima). He ran like a prehistoric being chased by predators. He was anxious, wondering if Manager Oramoro would be OK, but then he woke up… His mother's husband used to be a sports reporter for a local newspaper, and professional tennis players used to visit their house often, so it isn't that unrealistic of a story. How extraordinary!  

Anyway, Morolians sightings are typically like this. If you look at all the sighting reports on the official website, you'll find things like, "I saw him in front of Omia, Sonic City eating a fried monkfish with a cut lip that was covered in blood" (Witness: Rolence) "He suddenly came to my house with his luggage and asked me if he could stay for three days. He offered to teach me how to dance in return...I refused." (Witness: You!) As for seeing for ourselves, we saw the mischievous Yemoro swimming in the fountain in front of the roundabout in front of Kōenji Station, taking advantage of the breaks between trains on New Year's Day, he jumped down into train tracks to run around them, (this is very dangerous, so readers shouldn’t do that!) how reckless. And then, he kicked a soccer ball between platforms 2 and 3. He seems to just go with the flow, and is a very spur of the moment kind of guy, kinda unhinged, gets down in the dumps easily (which is a bit annoying because he instantly forgets about it if you start sympathizing with him), is always getting into trouble, makes questionable purchases, and runs wild in strange places. Best be careful. Conversely, if you want to discover and witness them, it's more likely to happen if you make bad decisions (^-^).