#projext-13

This is over the Alley (?) thread between projext-13 and I; I am not randomly daydreaming about Wheatley having jaw surgery for the hell of it btw

YE I was sorta thinkin of like maybe by chance the body GLaDOS finds for Wheatley is very similar to his android body's appearance, and it could've been that he was one of the few to have his human form (I sort of hc he was originally human tbh because of how his voice sounds in the game)) and Wheatley probably survives as a human with Los' help if GLaDOS lets them go on their way having been done with her anger after turning him into something mortal so she wouldn't hear his annoying voice forever (ohohoho but she will have more problems if Los comes to her begging for the android body again) and Los has to face real doctors whenever Wheatley gets so ill he can hardly lift his head up and he's so gentle and soft and wow he has barely any scars, only clusters of freckles everywhere! Los would prob have fun with Wheatley's human, wavy hair, though and their kisses would maybe become a bit awkward what with Wheatley's human saliva in the way and his need to eat, sleep, drink everyday which he was never good at in the first place - which wouldn't be a very good thing. oH IMAGINE Los cooking even more often for Wheatley while he's still recovering and gaining enough strength to eat on his own and also cook for Los. They'd probably have some problems with sleeping together too, because after Los near breaking this fragile little one's ribs from the weight of his arms, he'd probably be super scared to touch him. And oh god Sol idek where to begin idk how he would react to this fragile looking thing's sinewy body structure actually being similar to how much strength he contains for once. Like his human body structure is probably even skinnier than sinewy because I figure humans in those tube things are in there for a looong time and would grow accustomed to the goop they float in and the lack of food they actually consume and god he would be so malnourished and desperate for all the necessities needed to live. OH A FAMILY NOW THAT'D BE INTERESTING. Especially if it was in a time period where his family was alive and if so he'd probably be bombarded with sudden, firm hugs and questions about the nice young man he was never without, and I can imagine Los either being shy or embarrassingly detailed about their life (the positive aspects of it). Oh no just this itself was long ahha I also had another AU idea and it was a friggin school one of all AUs I could've thought of it ended up in my head being Wheat and Los being a secret couple probably in a time when homosexuality was deeply hated the most - I can't remember the year that was the worst tbh - and lots of people notice this in their school and decide to pester the two about it until it goes way two far when a group follows the couple and blackmails them with some pictures they took when the two were in probably Wheat's car And Wheatley lashes out when he finds out about pictures that were taken of them the night before and they're very obvious like people know that true bros don't fuck each other and the pictures are proof enough lmao And an idea I got just now for that is that the two find ways to break the ones who took their pictures whether they kill/beat them up or just take the chance and get cold hard revenge

The eerie thing, though, was some children and the occasional others would gape over his shoulder, right where his demon/voice usually hovered near. Their skin would pale greatly, and they'd look at Wheatley in fear.. But no one ever spoke to him about it.

I honestly forget how sweet some people can be and AAAAA

Silver light was beginning to squeeze through the blinds of their window, letting the shimmery light dance on the strewn about covers of their bed and make the black sheets and cover dappled with grey spots. One spot shone in Wheat's eyes as he woke up, a bit startled from an odd dream of his. He groaned, a hand raising to keep the light away until he sat up, rubbing his eyes. In his visor, the time read 4:03.. So why wasn't Los in bed? Slowly, still drowsy and disoriented, he slid out of bed in search of boxers when he realized he wore absolutely nothing. Quietly, he stepped out of the room to hear his lover whisper hoarsely to himself-- or Los in his case. Thankful for carpeting in their house, Wheat listened for a few more minutes until he walked closer to the couch where Los sat. "Luv? You aren't feeling any better?

Much softer this time, Wheatley spoke once more. "This isn't...Isn't good. I want to get out... It's be-een days.. I'm hungry.. I'm thirsty.. I'm scared as hell.. I want to get out. I want to... T-t-t-to get away fr-from yo-o-ou.."