FULL TRANSCRIPT OF COLIN MORGANâS INTERVIEW WITH MATT EDMONDSON ON BBC RADIO 1
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COLIN: Hey, howâs it going?
MATT: Yeah, pretty good. Iâm not on the radio today, Phil Taggart, a fellow Northern Irishmanâs in. Have you got anything youâd like to say to Phil?
COLIN: Um... Hey Phil. Uh...
MATT: He canât respond. This is pre-recorded, Colin.
MATT: Donât make me explain the concept of time to you!
COLIN: Okay, okay. (laughs)
MATT: Cuz heâs here and heâs in the future, but weâre recording in the past.
COLIN: Oh, I see, I see. Lots of Northern Irish love to you, Phil.
MATT: Yeah, there you go. In fact, if you say âhello Philâ and then ask him a question, we can leave a gap, and he can fill it in with a real bit live? So what would you like to ask Phil?
MATT: The pressureâs on. What youâre - Phil, what youâre maybe sensing is that Colin doesnât know who you are and also doesnât care. He has no interest in asking you any sort of question. Colin, just ask a man any question.
COLIN: Hey Phil. (laughing) How's it going?
PHIL: Well, Colin, I'm actually really annoyed that you don't know who I am. We're both from Northern Ireland, we used to sleep over in each other's houses all the time, our mums are actually sisters, we're actually related, but - ah, well, anyway, enough of that, on with the interview! (laughs)
MATT: Alright, really dug deep there. Phil! Please answer!
MATT: Good! Good! And thatâs, uh -
COLIN: Oh, I thought it, uh -
MATT: It's nice to know! Nice to know. I'm sure you'll tune in when he plays this ep.
MATT: So Colin, letâs be aware that Humans on Channel 4 is on tonight at 9. Now I don't think it's weird when people come in to talk about TV shows, because the world we live in, some people will have started watching it recently, some people will be banking them, recording them, some people will be coming to it at a later date. So without giving any spoilers away, what can you tell us about the series?
COLIN: Uh, Humans is set in a parallel present. It deals with the fact that in this world that weâre in, there is a synthetic human being creation that lives in every home, and it primarily follows a family who've decided to take on one that has been refurbished, and that they are now discovering the effects it has on them. That's one of the threads, and there's many other threads within this series.
MATT: Okay, so it's a bit like what we were promised in The Jetsons, isn't it. That thing about having a robot help around, although obviously a bit darker than The Jetsons.
MATT: I'm quite keen on the idea of robots doing pretty much everything; what are your thoughts on that?
COLIN: I'm more of an independent person, to be honest.
MATT: Iâd love that, yeah. Cuz I've always got a dishwasher - that's like a little robot, isn't it? Doesn't have a face -
MATT: - but it does a job that I don't wanna do. I'm really excited as well about self-driving cars.
COLIN: I do. I love driving.
MATT: Are you just saying that cuz you want Chris Evans to hear this and get you a job on Top Gear?
MATT: (laughs) Ah, I find it so boring! I'd love to be able to do something else whilst I was in a car.
COLIN: What could you possibly do, like, I mean - (laughs)
MATT: (laughs) Use your imagination. I would do anything. Absolutely anything.
MATT: Get some tinted windows up, no one can see inside, I can have a great time!
MATT: No, you know, you can read a lovely book, or um, look on the Internet, whatever - basically the stuff you do when you're not driving, you could do whilst you're moving somewhere.
MATT: I mean, basically, I've just described getting a bus, then, haven't I?
MATT: (laughs) That does currently exist. That does exist. That's great. Now, you won 'Best Drama Performance' in the NTAs for Merlin. Where do you keep your award?
COLIN: Mm, my award is back in Ireland, actually - um, with my folks.
MATT: I mean more like, specifically, like on a shelf or something like that, not just the region of the country that it's in.
COLIN: I don't know where they've put it! you know, I just assume it's on a shelf somewhere -
MATT: What, you just dumped it on your parents? "LOOK AFTER THIS, GUYS!"
COLIN: (laughs) Yeah, you know, it's for them, you know, as well as anyone else, and also for the people that voted to give it to me. Itâs - itâs - I can't think of a better place for it.
MATT: Hang on, Colin, are you saying that if people turn up to your mum and dad's house, they will get a little tour where they get to see the trophy?
MATT: (laughs) Cuz when you say itâs -
COLIN: You say that as if it's like a random museum that anyone could turn up to!
MATT: No, Colin, but when you say that, well, the award's for everyone, it's not for everyone if no one can see it. You know. It's either your award or it's my award as well. Can I turn up to your parents' house and have a look at this award?
COLIN: You absolutely can.
MATT: Thank you very much. Thank you. We'll exchange addresses and details later.
MATT: Now, Colin, you and I are gonna have a little round of a game which I think you're going to find tricky. It's called "Leave It Yeh". Are you up for this?
COLIN: (long pause) Um...yeah...
MATT: That's a hesitant 'yes'. I always like that. Um, we'll find out just how ready Colin is, after this!
PHIL: Hereâs part two of Matt Edmondsonâs interview with Colin Morgan.
MATT: Iâm still here with Colin Morgan. His show Humans is on tonight at 9 oâclock, and if you missed the series so far, check it out of 4oD right now. Colin, you ready for âLeave It Yehâ?
MATT: Iâm intrigued as to how youâre going to get along with this game.
MATT: First up: What have you been given for free, that youâve then re-gifted to someone else?
COLIN: (without hesitation) A Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD.
MATT: Okay. So under what circumstances were you given that?
COLIN: Is this a different question?
MATT: No, itâs the same, itâs a line of questions, and then weâll come back to the next one. Itâs like a police interview! (laughs)
COLIN: (laughs) Does this count?
MATT: This doesnât count. Under what circumstances were you given that CD?
COLIN: I think it was for a birthday present.
MATT: Oh, so not even something like, not a showbiz thing that something sent in to your agent or whatever? Someone has given you a gift thinking, âWhat would Colin like for his birthday? Heâd love this Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD.â And youâve gone, âAw, thanks so much,â and then immediately given it to someone else.
COLIN: Yeah, he thought Iâd like the CD.
MATT: And who did you give it to?
COLIN: A very good friend.
MATT: A very good friend. (laughs)
MATT: Very good. Very good. Very sneakish, isnât it, Colin Morgan? Iâve heard that said of you.
MATT: Alright, next up. Who, in your opinion, Colin, is the better actor - Rupert Grint, or Ben Whishaw?
COLIN: (laughs) This is gettingâŚ
MATT: Feel free to use it if you want -
MATT: LEAVE IT YEEEEEH! Youâve got two left. I didnât think youâd go for that one. Next up. Did you ever accidentally slip up and say âI donât believe it!â in front of Richard Wilson whilst you were filming Merlin?
COLIN: I think I did, yeah -
MATT: Thatâs awful. How did you react after that had happened? Did he react to it? Did he lash out?
COLIN: No, no - he was very gracious about it, actually, cuz it happens a lot, I think, for him. I mean, itâs actually, Iâm afraid, is that, you do say it every now and again - âOh I donât believe it!â
MATT: People say it! Sometimes you donât believe things! Yeah!
COLIN: Yeah! And, ehâŚ(laughs)
MATT: Itâs the sort of phrase that can lead on to you saying it again. Because youâre like, âI donât believe it - oh, sorry, I donât believe I said it - OH NO IâVE DONE IT AGAIN!â
MATT: Never-ending cycle! Over and over and over. Next up: what was the last role you turned down?
MATT: I thought that was an a, uh, sort of African clicking play? Or youâre just thinking?
MATT: (laughs) Iâve not heard of it (clicks his tongue) before. It does sound very good.
COLIN: Itâs a big role.
MATT: I mean, the script is difficult to learn -
COLIN: Iâm not going to answer that one.
MATT: LEEEEAVE IT YEEEH! Did you see your âThe Fallâ co-star, Jamie Dornan, in âFifty Shades of Grey?â
COLIN: No, I havenât. I havenât seen anything in the cinema in a long time.
MATT: Really? I donât think itâs out in the cinema now. And that begs the question: will you be renting it for yourself to watch at home?
COLIN: (laughs) I donât know. I canât say for the future.
MATT: Possibly. It depends on the circumstances, right?
MATT: Jamie Dornanâs brilliant in âThe Fallâ - as are you! Well, Iâm going to step aside for a second from the âLeave It Yehâ questions and ask you some questions about that, cuz Iâm genuinely intrigued. He suggested that there may be another series on the way, almost definitely another series on the way, but I donât think thatâs all been quite tied up yet, I donât think, with the BBC. Do you know anything you can tell us about the next series of âThe Fallâ?
COLIN: I donât know anything about it story-wise. I do know about as much as you know about that - that thereâs going to be a third season. I think theyâre trying to work out dates and everything -
MATT: Oh, okay. So, I say, Colin, keep a bit of time free, you might be coming back for this.
COLIN: Thereâs been conversations, but again, we donât knowâŚthereâs been no specifics.
MATT: Lovely! Uh, letâs move on then. What is your go-to karaoke song?
COLIN: I donât do karaoke.
MATT: Have you ever done it?
COLIN: No. Itâs not my thing.
MATT: Itâs not my thing, either. (whispers) I donât - I donât - why do people do it? Colin, I donât understand.
MATT: Why do you do it? Whatâs everyone getting out of it?
MATT: I donât understand it either! (laughs)
MATT: Finally, if there is any role that another actor currently has that you would like to take from them, because you think you could do an equal or better job, what role would that be, Colin?
COLIN: I would love to do Bond, actually.
MATT: Would you do him in your own voice, or would you him in a - in an English accent?
COLIN: It would have to be an English accent.
COLIN: Cockney Bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah - (laughs)
MATT: (laughs) Thatâs what weâve been waiting for, surely. (laughs)
MATT: Well, Colin, at the end of that, you only managed to use two of your âleave it yehâ cards, which means you get to take one of those and use it in your own life if someone ever asks you something you donât wanna answer, you can just say âleave it yehâ and it means you get out of the situation, okay?
MATT: Yeah, no worries. Oh, Colin, thank you so much for coming in to chat! Humans on the telly tonight on Channel 4. Cheers, Colin!