Bartolo The Spanish Dog script
Bartolo is sitting in the sofa with a couple other dogs
-Bartolo: Ugh another boring day! Ā Can this dog life be any more depressing? We are stuck at home all day, chasing our tails and eating nasty beef jerkys, who likes these anyway (Grabs and throws away bag of treats)
-Bartolo: The taste like your piss, Tonio Ā (close up on dog tonio) And thatās about it (sighing)ā¦., just waiting for el amo to get home all day (looking around) And is not like you guys ever have a good plan!
(close up on dog 2 barking)
-Bartolo: At least walking is fun? (looking at dog 2) Yeah of course thatās what you guys love to do! So you can go smell every neighbor dogās butt! And thereās no interesting dogs to meet out thereā¦..they are all the same! Just cranky old lap dogs with anger issues! No thank you, If its Ā about keeping us entertained Iām fine with just watching telenovelasā¦.and about pooping and pissing, I donāt mind doing it at homeā¦.he always cleans it up anywaysā¦
-Bartolo: uh oh..! She is here!
Lucia door opens and closes, lucia walks in
-Lucia: Guys Im home! I have a surprise for you!
-Bartolo: What is it this timeā¦? I hope you didnāt buy again those ridiculous dog socksā¦.
Hilda the chihuahua walks in in slow motion, Bartolo stops talking and stares at her opening his mouth
-Lucia: Bartoloā¦.this is Hildaā¦.Hilda I would like to introduce you to bartolo. Hilda is my friends dog and since they are going on vacation, Hilda is going to be staying a couple days with us.
Lucia gets close to Hilda
-Lucia: Be careful with himā¦.he might look like a dogā¦.but he is more like a wolf!
-Bartolo: Good evening senoritaā¦.pleasure to meet you my name is Bartolo but you can call me Bartolomeoā¦..I think is a name that just suits me you know? Iāve always been known to be a romanticā¦Especially when a meet a beautiful lady like youā¦
-Bartolo: mmmā¦..chihuahuaā¦.love itā¦.well welcome to our homeā¦yeah donāt mind the other guysā¦.you can just hang out with meā¦Iāll promise will have lots of funā¦.
-Lucia: Bartolo! Is almost time to sleep and you have to take your bath!
-Bartolo: Not now Luciaā¦donāt you see Iām busy..?
Lucia comes out with a toy
-Lucia: Come onā¦.you are going to miss an amazing time with your friend squeaky (squeaks toy)
-Bartolo: Not now Lucia pleaseā¦
Lucia pulls out a sponge with a smile
-Lucia: I also got your favorite spongeā¦
-Bartolo: It was a pleasure to meet you senoritaā¦
Bartolo is laying down in bed ready to sleep
-Bartolo: ahhh..finally in bed and resting my paws after a long day of doing nothingā¦.eheheheh (puts on sleeping mask) ahhh but of course I will be thinking about my beautiful Hildaā¦aaaah I cannot wait to wake up tomorrow and see herā¦.ahh Hilda, Hildaā¦.
Bartolo falls asleep while a spanish tv show plays showing a couple having a romantic dinner.
Bartolo starts dreaming, Hilda and Bartolo walk up to a dinner table with 2 plates and a candle, they appear to be chatting and eating, Bartolo pulls out the roses offers them to Hilda and they both kiss. Back in reality, the tv starts showing a documentary where a fox is chasing a rabbit, Bartolo starts barking and moving his legs as if he was running in his sleep.
Bartolo is putting some perfume in front of the mirror while singing, camera closes up on the perfume and it shows a label that says āEau the Toilette, Wolf Lustā
-Bartolo: nothing like a sensual essence to spice things upā¦.ehehehe checking breath (breaths into paws) ahh those breath bones really work wonderfully! Well is time Bartolo! This is the moment of truthā¦.(looks at mirror and points at his own image) who is a handsome dog? You are!
Bartolo comes out of his room with roses.
-Bartolo: Good morning everyā¦.ahhhhh!
Hilda is laying down with another dog and both are showing affection to each other.
-Bartolo: mi corazonā¦.is brokenā¦in million piecesā¦ā¦
Lucia shows up by Bartolos side and taps him in the head.