#professoraugustine

"Not only am I fine, my hair is undisturbed."

{he was just– “I’ll show you my boobs”}

professoraugustine {gender is what you identify as, sex is if you were born with a male or female body from what I understand.}

Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

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Send me ‘squish squish’ for my muses reaction to yours coming over and squishing their cheeks.

“Uh…” Augustine started, a little confused. “Is there any reason in particular for this or…?”

Where would your muse take mine on a date?

send me a url and i'll tell you the following;

my opinion on;

character in general: Basically, 100% of my knowledge about Augustine has come from this person right here. I’d never heard of him before Beth told me about him, but he seems pretty rad, tbh.how they play them: Considering my lack of playing the Pokemon games and lack of watching the show after the Ash, Brock, and Misty original era, seems pretty good to me, anyway.the mun: Let me tell you a thing. Beth has been one of my best friends for three years now, since Facebook. She’s done her best to help talk me through shitty times, and I’ve tried to do the same for her. I love all of her muses, regardless of if I’ve seen the things for them or whatever; OC or canon-ish, her muses are beautiful, and so is she.

do i;

follow them: Yeeeeeerp with them: Yeeeeewant to rp with them: [Snape voice] aLWAYSship their character with mine: I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THEM ANYMORE??? LIKE IS IT CRACK OR SERIOUS OR-- NOBODY KNOWS, MAN, NOBODY KNOWS.

what is my;

overall opinion: Basically--- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BETH OKAY YOU’RE GR9 AND AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND EVERYBODY NEEDS TO FOLLOW YOU ASAP BECAUSE YOU’RE AMAZING OKAY YES GOOD <3333

That is exactly how it would be.

BUT I ALSO JUST THOUGHT OF AN ALTERNATE WAY OF THIS HAPPENING.

So both of them are lying in bed. Maybe they’re both dozing. Maybe one’s asleep and the other isn’t. Or maybe they’re both suffering from some random bits of insomnia. just looking at each other or the ceiling quietly, listening to each other breathe.

Doesn’t matter. What matters is that in any case they’re relaxing pretty quietly, just kinda cuddling. Maybe making random small talk here and there.

aND SUDDENLY A LITTLE CHRISTINE COMES IN, THE MOST CONCERNED LOOK ON HER FACE. WHICHEVER ONE OF NICK OR CHEV WAKES UP ENOUGH TO BE LIKE, “WHAT’S THE MATTER, PRINCESS?” BECAUSE SHE JUST LOOKS SO CONCERNED, AND ALMOST DISTRAUGHT.

AND SHE JUST GOES, “DO SNAILS HAVE FEELINGS?” BECAUSE SHE LIKE CALLED A SNAIL STUPID. AND IT GOT TO HER LIKE, PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY THAT TO THEM, DO SNAILS GET OFFENDED? dO SNAILS HAVE FEELINGS? DID I HURT THE SNAIL’S FEELINGS?