How I would hit the male Tangle Tower characters with my car if I knew how to drive and why, a joke post.
Detective Grimoire
I have no problem with him, everyone who's known me since 2022 knows I love him, but I get unexplainably violent from the affection I feel towards him. It'd be extremely easy to kill him though since he's so skinny, I don't even need to try, but there'd be no fun in that if I just killed him. So, I'd hit him, break his legs, let him heal and then hit him again, and the cycle continues. Basically running over him is my hobby.
Fitz Fellow
Again, I have no problem with him. The only scenario I can see myself running over him is if I genuinely believed Penny's freak out of suspecting he may be cheating. So I run over him for her, not to kill him cause I don't think it's that's easy but it's fine. However, I do all of that just to realize that it was an act and it may have not actually happened. So I kind of just ran over a random innocent man. Oops.
Felix Fellow
He's literally just there, but not in a way that would piss me off. He's a goofy guy, I don't think I'd want to run him over or even injure him, so maybe if I HAD to run over him enough to break a bone in his body, I'd break one of his legs and call it a day.
Professor Percival Pointer
I genuinely don't remember why he did anything that he's done, but quite frankly, it annoys me. Just run him over once and then be done with it. He's even not worth my time, if he survives I don't really care I fear.
Thanks for reading. Reminder that this is a joke.






