#professionalism?

Zack: I can’t believe I just saw my heart, my partner, my soulmate, my other half with three other men!

Zack: I mean, they were all together… but still!

Zack: They didn’t even invite me! Rude much?!

Zack: Who cares about paperwork when there’s a sexy cuddle pile right there!

Zack: On my PHS!

Zack: In my bedroom!

Lazard: And this is why you aren’t supposed to take video calls when we’re going over the post-mission briefing, Zackary.

Zack: They’re in each other’s arms and shirtless and you expect me to focus?! Unbelievable!

And Hadley's Facebook URL is madhadders.

Oh, boys....

Emails from parents that disparage their child and ask me to meet with them (again) to talk about what their child can do to improve in my class.

Even though we've already done this and it was miserable for all involved.

Even though it's only been a few weeks and she HAS ACTUALLY IMPROVED.

Even though I disagree with the disparaging remarks.

How am I supposed to be a professional when the parents are assholes?

Since time zones mean nothing, they won't consider that I am writing to them over TMZ and a glass of wine.