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[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

got my T dose increased today. surely this will have NO effect on my libido whatsoever

Two vampires in my house call that dos feratu

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

Sometimes I forget that a sardine is a real live animal and not just a little thang that I draw all the time bc it's cutesies. How awesome is it that we live on the same planet as sardines

The constant temperature fluctuation is making every single one of my joints feel like they're trying to kill me but at least I can put my succulents back outside for now

grrrrr the pain is coming back and i still have an hour before i can take another hydrocodone dose... it's probably not good that i'm essentially back to the same pain level as day 2. yesterday i didn't have to take ANY hydrocodone until way late last night so it feels like i'm moving backwards and i don't know why but it's really frustrating especially since it's back to costing me sleep