#pro ao3

Request me anything about Beans Show please! I’m planning on making a request book, but for now, either send it though my Strawpage or send it on Tumblr. I might not do it tho./nh

I WON’T WRITE:

Scat/farts (Kink or not, it really triggers me for some reason idk.)

Graphic pregnancy. (I have a really bad fear of it.)

Uhm, idk. I need to make a longer cooler looking list so apples. Implied apples and mentioned apples are fine./j

I may add more later.

Probably won’t write but maybe..

Money Man as a whumpee (I hate that dude).

Incest.

Vomit kink.

Painfully fluffy shit. I’m fine with fluff, but I’d prefer at least a little angst.

Any kinks I don’t have. (Tit torture, feet, etc.) I (to an extent) have MOST kinks tho:/

Pregnancy of any form.

YES PLEASE GIMME!

Transmasc Glasses/Paper Towel Roll Jr.

ANGST AND DEAD DOVE. GIVE ME.

Spanking and/or petplay. (😋)

Glasses and Paper Towel Roll Jr, platonic or romantic.

Yandere Glasses.

Balloon, Rock, Paper Towel Roll Jr, Gatorade Cap, and/or Vitamin C angst.

Banana and Glasses angst. I hate them but…

Paper Towel Roll/Banana and/or Banana/Money Man yaoi.

INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA/TRANSPHOBIA.

CD and Glasses arguing.

Balloon/Miniature Portrait.

Job AU. (scary)

I don't know why antis would think that banning anything on Ao3 would even happen because Ao3 was created by fandom sickos for fandom sickos (affectionately). Ao3 was created by a Wincest shipper, and the first fanfuc on there was, suprise, suprise, incest!

It's always: "Ew, post your deranged, disgusting shit where it belongs!" until writers do and then antis still throw a fuzz because they'd have to use their brain in order for them to navigate a very useful filtering system.

Fandom creators spend hours of their free time to create something to make fandom thrive...for free and for the love of the game.

And what do they get? A wholeass heap of fuck all. No reblogs, no comments, no nothing. And people are surprised that creators are dropping out left, right, and centre??

"Why is there no long fic anymore?" "Why did my favourite writer stop?" "Why is my favourite artist not posting anymore?"

In my experience it would be writing a backstory