#private:puck

You don’t think she’d hurt her do you? I mean, we’re all keeping a pretty close eye on her so do you really think she’d try something? Can we wear suits and talk in British accents like James Bond?! But I don’t really feel comfortable watching the inside of a girl’s house all the time... It seems really creepy. Model airplanes? Sweet! I’m coming!

Private: Please stop referring to you “getting some.” I don’t need to know that. But sure, Man Hands won’t know what hit her.

Private: You know I’m always happy to put Man Hands in her place, but why can’t I tell Santana? She hates Stubbles just as much as I do.

Keep an eye on Eli, he told me he's about to do something... I'll be on my way to Lima in a few minutes, we'll be there as soon as we can.

[Private] Uhm, okay, thanks, Mr. Puckerman. I know it wasn't my place to talk about it to Eli... so yeah, I understand why you were mad, and it's fine, I already forgot all about that. And, uhm... yeah, we're just hanging out... playing video games and things like that. And, I wanted to ask, is it maybe okay if you're working late and Mr. Hudson isn't home that Eli comes to my place after school?

Sebastian: Dude! Your kid's almost 14? How did that happen?