#pripper

SkiJu - Your Stupid Face by Kadan Mackay

SquidBob - True Love by P!nk

JuCo (idk what to call Rico x Julien) - Sweet But Psycho by Ava Max

SunDagio - So Am I by Ava Max

StoLitz - Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

KoJu - Rewrite the Stars from The Greatest Showman (I haven't seen the movie but I LOVE the song)

RadioDust - Troublemaker by Olly Murs and Flo Rida

Pripper: My Head and My Heart by Ava Max

Skans: ABCDEFU by GAYLE

"Private?"

"Yes, Skippah?"

"What´s the real reason you´re afraid of badgers?"

Private and Skipper had been cuddled up on the couch, watching some old thriller that was playing on TV when the leader had asked the question.

Now the younger of the two shifted to look at his boyfriend.

"Why do you want to know?"

Skipper shrugged. "Dunno, always been curious, I guess."

Private settled back against him. "Well, my uncle always told me that badgers were mean felons turned into animals by an old witch and over time they got so fed up with being stuck as animals that they decided to take revenge. Uncle Nigel said that people who went into the forest at night and didn´t come back were attacked by the badgers, looted and had their throat ripped out."

"…and you believed him?" Skipper asked incredulously.

"Skippah!" Private protested, shoving at the other´s arm. "I was like, five! Of course I believed him! It sounds violent enough to be a fairy tale."

"Fairy tales aren´t violent."

"The original versions are!"

"Alright," Skipper shook his head, a faint smile beginning to appear. He drew Private closer to him and kissed the soft strands. "I´ll protect you from the evil man eating, purse stealing badgers."

"Stop making fun of me." The younger boy pouted.

"Sorry."

"No you´re not."

"Yeah, you´re right. I´m not." Skipper smirked.

"Why do I even put up with you?"

"Well, I´m your leader, you´re hopelessly in love with me, I´m blindingly handsome,-"

Private rolled his eyes, nudging the other with his elbow. "You´re so full of yourself."

"You love me." Skipper repeated.

Do people unironically ship this?

Do they really call it Pripper?

Why would anyone do this?

Why would anyone want the world to know they did this?