Aries
It is certain; you will be shitting your pants soon.
Taurus
Without a doubt, you will be shitting your pants soon.
Gemini
Outlook good, you will be shitting your pants soon.
Cancer
Signs point to yes; you will be shitting your pants soon.
Leo
Reply hazy, try again; you will also be shitting your pants soon.
Virgo
Better not tell you now, but you will be shitting your pants soon.
Libra
Concentrate and ask again; by the way, you will be shitting your pants soon.
Scorpio
Cannot predict now, but I can tell you that you will be shitting your pants soon.
Sagittarius
Don’t count on it; you will be shitting your pants soon.
Capricorn
Outlook not so good, you will be shitting your pants soon.
Aquarius
My reply is no; you will be shitting your pants soon.
Pisces
My sources say no; you will be shitting your pants soon.
