I'm procrastinating doing actual work so....if you had to be a non-human animal which would you choose based solely on mating habits? Ex: there's a kind of octopus that rips it's dick off and throws it at the mate for her to fuck herself...
Omfg that octopus thing is the best thing I’ve heard in my entire life wow. I don’t know very much about animals mating rituals though hahahah!!! I guess I would choose either a sea horse (make that bitch carry my lil babies for me so I could keep doin what I want) or the octopus simply because you gave it such an outstanding shoutout (sucks for the guy tho lmao)











