Xenomorph /Vaako oops
The umbrella, when it rains - Vaako. Because Queens don’t hold things when they can get someone else to do it.
The popcorn at the cinema - She eats people, he can have the popcorn. She’s eating the person texting.
The baby, when it cries - Xemmy —— maternal instincts and all.
The ice cream cone, when they share - Unless that flavor is human/blood, she aint licking it.
The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - Vaako. Cause pls.
The basket, when they go shopping - She has a nest full of humans for food. He has to shop for himself.
The door, on dates - Vaako. Or she will use him to make a new opening in the wall 8}
The other’s hand, most often - Vaako to show loyalty by kissing the Queen’s hand lbr.
Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - If you can get her to do a wedding, I’ll dress as a monkey and dance to What Does The Fox Say.
The camera, when they take pictures together - Does Vaako even know how to work one omg.
