Dash commentary. Writer vs. Muse.
Gareth: *concerned noises*
Me: What's your problem?
Gareth: Kel just wants to sleep with me.
Me: ...That's your problem?
Gareth: Yes.
Me: Haven't you already slept with him?
Gareth: Yes.
Me: ......
Be happy you're getting laid.
Gareth: -What??
Me: Nothing.
















