#pretty little queue

favorite episode:

episode 21: she’s coming undone

almost solely for the reason for aria’s trashing of ezero’s apartment. i liked other scenes, but that scene was incredibly beautiful.

most disliked episode:

episode ten: the mirror has three faces

it was gonna be episode five because of some of the catty bullshit, but it made more sense than this one to me.

favorite episode gif:

that’s what they believe

ali will never be at rest. she isn’t dead even though she should be

sounding all sexual melissa with that toffee frozen yogur in your mouth

i wanna leave in a body bag

what is this? cinderella?

you ain’t winning shit now

i would hang out with mona so much

mona deserved so much better than what she got handed

your “love story“ is oh so tragic

it should be over

y’all think y’all are cute doing this shit. guess what? it isn’t.

creepy resort in the woods: horror cliche 101. anyone watch psycho?

it definitely rings a bell

she came for someone

she’s staring at you for sure.

A can creep into my shower anytime. WHAT?

his eyes say no, but his heart says yes... even though ihe is technically apart of the A team

my sweetest mona. i’ll be your date

no, you didn’t bitch.

ezero is gone for half an episode and then returns to ruin the rest of my lackluster watch. giving my hopes up for him to disappear, knowing full well how this ends

i’m with monA. the emphasis on the A is so much.

rude spencer. he’s a little out there, but i’d sit with him longer

ezoria: dance

SKIP

no parge. go away.

someone is mad obsessed

there is no connection. just complete bullshit

parge: appears

BYE

you would know mona.

mona: my big A. i still love you

who thought putting hanna behind the wheel was smart?

safe? ..... okay. bullshit

it isn’t over. far from it. how i wish it was over

someone left in a body bag so... 

one of shay’s better performed scenes.

so does spencer and her family not have enough money for a security system?

like bitch what? this has to either be real or a great hallucination.

ali wanna play this game with you.

should’ve known something was weird the moment spencer saw an open bottle of pain killers

because it was real

put it on silent then hanna. jesus.

mona... your quips kill me

fucking christ aroo. again, i want to die

i currently skip every ezoria scene

jenna pulled off the performance of a lifetime with this lie

she’s right though. can’t trust anyone really

more like alison. she’s the one you should look out for or should have in this current incarnation.

the more, the merrier

byrong doing the most

that child is creepy as fuck

guests? more like victims

seth, calm down. big mouth

you know damn wel he was being fed that shit

like a frog. so much jumping back and forth

calm down with the attitude

bitch, i would have sent the transcript and tied your ass to the roof. do not test me

aroo needs to slow down and chill with her fast ass. if i threw this tude, either i would have had my ass whooped or i would be dead.

you are vile aroo. like father, like daughter

this whold damn town needs fucking help

what ella should have said: girl i will whoop your ass in this classroom

she is ashamed. bitch me too.

let me kiss mona. those luscious lips.

no she’s not. i wish she was

ezero: got fired

me:

damn jenna. lol

y’all i can’t believe m. martinez was in pll.

this would have been better as a three part horror short film without all this bullshit romance

ezoria: do the deed

me:

ewww.... melissa. no

jenna turned on you though garrett

police coming to arrest the police

hanna, mind your damn business

fucking stop hanna

if hanna questioned me like she did emily, it would have been a girl fight and the police would need to be called

ian didn’t kill alison. she ain’t even dead

he probably was relieved

he definitely did support it. not gonna be surprised.

i wouldn’t believe a damn word your pop says

i understand ella is trying to understand and she says she doesn’t condone the relationship, but it’s like she’s moving into that condoning territory. should’ve called the police

let your mom take you, you sleazy bitch

three conclusion jumpers: fuck off

melissa dragging peter is a whole ass mood

wilden, you can fucking leave

these liars all need to be slapped across the mouth

mike isn’t stupid

ezero isn’t worth it at all

i’m blaming her. she could have ended it, but she’s an idiot and obsessed with someone who abused his position of power so...

ezero belongs behind bars so yeah

maya isn’t in san fran and will never make it

i wanna stay disconnected, but i’m an idiot

spencer by day, jane bond when no one’s really around

be careful of what you find

gotta give byron something. at least he’s trying to be kind and at least matching his tie with aroo’s dress scheme. kind of sweet.

the parents pretty much stopped being suspicious after this. there may be some lingerings of suspicion, but it is done

wayne fields: being sweet and caring

me (before remembering what happens)

me (after remembering what happens):

the photo that never happens

mona is not bad at lying. she’s playing y’all so bad.

they are right though. aroo is the biggest liar and looks like feel nothing from the lies she expresses.

fucking peter. i can’t.

no matter how old you get, you’ll always be his little girl. you can never really take that from them even if you are adamant in saying that you aren’t

wow aroo. bitch much?

have none of these liars ever had an ass whipping?

the fact that aroo can lie this well makes her being A more plausible.. even though we know damn well ashley didn’t buy that bullshit.

he has not been too hard on her. perfect amount of pressure. he should have kicked ezero’s ass.

go with melissa now, spencer

A be creeping in the background

she didn’t buy it

feel guilty, you lying bitch

oh wow. spencer right? much shocking

doll hospital: here to creep you out and where nightmares come to life

vivian definitely got around

bitch better have my receipts though

i have a brother relative

sparia goes together because they are getting into each other’s v

let me love you mona. date night

mona looking like a damn snacc

doorbells don’t exist to wilden. get fucking real

yas mama marin

y’all don’t know anything about anyone

can’t help that your family is fucked and that your father is a dirty dick giver

parge... steill as creepy as ever

my queen mona

spencer.... get ‘em

y’all need to calm down. better than nothing is what i always say

garrett, you are also a creepy motherfucker.

these cops are such creepers

tom doesn’t want his daughter. he makes that obvious by the way he is in and out of her life, mostly out though.

aroo needs to stop this shit

glad parge came out to her parents, still think she’s a fucking creepazoid

parge... full fucking stop. where the fuck is satan?

your mom got wilden dicked. she took several hits for the team. she is still getting dicked and not in the good way

i need the police and an adult

she doesn’t deserver an oscar for that. oscar be like “i don’t fucking think so. bitch hell no.”

your dad is doing the right thing

ali “died” outside.

more conclusion jumping and police hopping by three of the finest liars. full stop.

hanna... fucking christ. i’ll go ahead and judge your mom. oh wait. i never stopped.

i can’t help but roll my fucking eyes until i go blind.

maybe y’all shouldn’t have shoplifted.

mood: spencer stealing booze and getting drunk

fucking melissa

so hanna... you don’t take that police report with you? maybe just hide it elsewhere so your mom doesn’t stumble upon it.

oh wow. another set of the three dumbasses

aroo: falls

me:

these grown ass dudes are so ignorant.

y’all didn’t get scammed, but i did... by this fucking show

she is drunk as fuck. i’d rather be toasty on that mary jane right now

parge: up in emily’s business

mind yo damn business bitch.

can parge drown? please?

this is why i don’t like you parge

mona looks cute as fuck. i love you.

don’t go to school then. ditch that shit hole.

what is it it with you dudes kissing teens?

maybe you should lose your job wilden

end my life please. ezoria is the bane of my existence and i’m ready to die

aroo... stop. let him go. he ain’t worth all this bullshit. BYE EZERO

aroo is so obsessive over this. naive little fuck

cry bitch. idgaf. here’s a tissute.

this show was way too damn lenient on ezoria. godfuckingdammit

i’ll yank you out by your damn hair, you little snippy ass bitch. someone needed to smack her ass. give her that fucking punishment.

i’d pretend to listen after having called the police.

i’d let her run away. BYE BITCH. BYE. you wanna do this shit? bye.

ella: i wanna understand what this is.

(screaming outside the window) IT IS ILLEGAL IS WHAT IT IS. CALL THE FUCKING POLICE. WHERE ARE THEY? MAMA ISTG.

maya is adorable

oh garrett. you still have a job

snatch garrett, cleb.

A about to try and smack those cheeks

garrett is not that smart, bitch

wow aroo. what are you watching?

why are you doing this on a school computer? unless the computer is encrypted and has an advanced vpn system then you are screwed nonetheless.

byron, you can’t do anything in rosewood without the cops riding your ass.

she’s still seeing fitz. too bad y’all are blind and don’t see that

whatcha doing there maya?

ali was such a dirty little sneak and blackmailer.

i wouldn’t be surprised. it isn’t unbelievable coming from alison.

vivian told you about herself

damn me to hell. these ezoria scenes are such a fucking bore. i want some weed

how about ezero moves and y’all fucking stop this shit?

wilden and garrett: the two inevitably dead dumbasses

A really out here doing me proud

you’ll have to say goodby for good

halloween dress up at the morgue

get her, asheley

aroo... stop fucking lying. i cannot stand it

yeah, arood. i don’t believe your ass either

wilden probably never left

had to go home sometime

i’d leave though

more than once? not surprised.

probably had sex with ken to say that jason was his

jessica probably moved next door to rub jason in his face even if peter didn’t know it

peter, i don’t think i’ll ever trust you.

maya... me too girl

bad cop, stupid cop

it’s gonna end sometime. first loves don’t always stay together forever

BEAT THAT ASS. SMASH THOSE FUCKING CHEEKS.

gotta try and make this a real nail biter. y’all failed though.

stop trying to be a smart ass, bonehead

y’all just got your cakes pounded.

i’ll come to the next one. that was cool

these lies are gonna make my heart quake and die

couldn’t tell her that it was the first time you slid inside with that fishing pole. excuse me while i continue to make myself sick

this apology between siblings feels like such bullshit.