#pretentiouspentious

“Oh look, it’s Mister Sunshine here to grace us with his presence and unyielding cheerfulness!”

Pentious: Fuck you.

Charlie: Best friends! 8D

There was a fleeting look of guilt on her face for her unnecessary insult. Unnecessary her ass, the bastard tossed her out of his ship when she was just trying to be nice!

“That was--!” An annoyed splutter. “Fine. I forgot less dangerous food substances existed and I gave myself second degree burns tricking chocolate on myself. Satisfied?”

Why, she thought this was over?

And it’s this Pentious. Of course the sardonic snake needs to find out.

“Was this fucking broadcasted over Hell by Killjoy or something?” Charlie snaps, cheeks heated dark red in embarrassment and anger. “No, food is fairly common use in the bedroom; probably something you wouldn’t know, I imagine never having bed a woman.”

Fuck you, you dropped my pie.

The Princess smiled and shrugged. “I’ve been trying to get to know everyone, and I’ve always wanted to spend more time with you, soooo...here I am! With a pie!”

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yeah , so . . .

i drew u smth .

This bullying needs to stop! Demonic serpents have feelings too!

۞ ┌ ❝ Don’t you fret! They’ll soon enough know the stinging blade of our fury! Imagine it! All who dared to mock us- skewered on their own folly- Wishing they hadn’t DARED cross the GREAT Serpent of Hell ! ❞