#prequil

It was real nice, but not worth 2 years’ hiatus imo

Greetings and salutations It is I the most talented dialogue writer this planet has ever seen ( as we all know) and today? Well I will be re-writing Grievous’ dialogue from this game  

Today's post is by general-grievous-cyborg yes it is I. I hijacked this blog for today mmmm enjoy my stupidity.  

Okay so I am just going to wing the amount of lines here but here we go enjoy. 

Lines:

When hit:

ACK Asshole -said in grim voice

A-ah~ yes harder HARDER -sensual to demanding.

I would enjoy this more if you would put your dick up.

Such a shame this prostitution of yours only pays in cans... plus I have no penis so.

I had many pleasurable wives, A nice home, a family, and my body... but then the fire nation attacked. Oh wait no that was you.

Yes okay but how about no?

Okay but how about you just not fucking do that?

Arrrr.... here goes another hand, but my insurance covers this, right? 

When his attacks are blocked: (For anyone who has ever felt frustration from a million blocks) 

Okay or maybe take a fucking hit?

Yes... you could hide behind those lightsabers... or NOT be a fucking pussy about it.

I am guessing you allow anyone to walk all over you, then?

Okay but there is this thing called offense- minus the defense?

You know Dooku would block too but at least he was enough of a man to force me to stagger back.

Okay yeah but um... no?

BY THE GODS ITS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I DO YOU THROW YOUR LITTLE BLOCKADE UP.

If judgment day was here...I am sure you’d block that too.. that is how ridiculously often you block.... 

when defeated:

Yeah but... I have Ecurance backed by Alstate... so who is the real loser here? 

Okay how about NO?

Nyehhh... iie kami..... kuso ....

You only won because I pulled a muscle.

Jedi.... fucking jedi

only jedi

be nice if you like... didn’t.

when he wins:

SO HOW ABOUT THAT BLOCKING?

PAHAHA I PREVAIL AS THE MIGHTY CINNAMON ROLL

yeah FUCK YOU

This is why you lost, because like.... the force is bad.

If I gave enough of a fuck I’d spit on you... but no mouth.

I would sever your head but I think it looks better attached to a failure where it belongs.

I’d slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.

Your lightsaber would look nice as a candle for my next birthday cake.. ehuhuhuhe

Fatality. 

I would have done a finish him but... I don’t know man..

Daddies not in the mood.

-Light whisper- get rect

Entrance lines: 

Where da hoes at? ... well I guess I mistaken this for the club my bad.

Yeah... wrong floor.

I came here for a challenge... but I guess a lil bitch ass will have to do.

Lemons... is what your defeat will taste like.

You know there is a door over there? I have a bad cold and really don’t feel like fucking with it today.

God you are such a fucking... hansom pest..

I thought I smelt candy rain ass fear.

But.... this is my ship?

Oh look at that? The color of your lightsaber is the same color as the one I am about to add to my collection. 

Oh my god fuck offfffffffffffffff

K but how about DON’T interfere with my plans?

Your religion is like... no.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

God this again.

I know I should have wrote the dialogue for this game. 

A.V. Club: Night of the Living Dead Prequel is Happening

Thanks, we’re sure, to its endorsement from The A.V. Club , Cameron (son of George) Romero was able to raise $30,280 for his proposed Night Of The Living Dead prequel on Indiegogo. Although far short of Romero’s original goal of $150,000, that does buy a lot of butcher-shop scraps. However, $30,000 does not a professional-looking zombie movie make—even Night Of The Living Dead cost $114,000, although that was in the ’60s, when film stock and development formed a significant portion of all movie budgets.