My friend is always saying that she doesn’t think she is pretty.
And in my head I’m like “Girl, do you know how edible you are?”
Wait that doesn’t sound right-
Okay let me try again.
And in my head I’m like “Girl, do you know how tasty you look?”
That doesn’t sound right either
“Girl, do you-
You know what I’m just going to eat her and give positive reinforcement problem solved.










