May 20, 2019
Gonna do you MF’ers a solid. Not you @rozeymindedfuzz cause you live in Texas where you can’t swing a dead armadillo without hitting amazing brisket and...three other dead armadillos but, for the rest of you, let me ease your worried minds.
If you didn’t know you were worried about finding delicious brisket, know, I was worried for you and though I’ve known where the brisket could be found eight days a week and never told you before, I know you’ll love me for telling you now.
Because - delicious brisket.
