Okay so the Dickens Fair is a fair in SanFran's Cow Palace dedicated to Charles Dickens and that era.  And everything is decorated to look like you're in the city and such, and everyone's dressed up and in character doing lively performances and the like.  

HELL OF A LOT OF FUN HOLY SHIT.  I went to the fair in my tail coat and top hat again, and this time wore a wig and slathered on me make-up.

shitty quality phone pictures holla

okay enough of my ugly face let's continue

and so when we arrived (mom, lil bro Bjorn, his friend Dina, my big sis Djobi and her Titan BF Ted), we walked around A LOT and went to many shops.

like there was a corset shop, haberdashery, candle making, hARRY-FUCKING-POTTER WANDS, crystals and gems shops...  hat shops....  fooooood.....  

just a bunch of neatoroonie places!  

and there were a lot of actors, so there were a bunch of performances in the hallways which was a lot of fun.

and then there were some awesome plays too, and musicals.  REALLY DIRTY MUSICALS LIKE HOLY BALLS THE NUMBERS WERE HELLA NAUGHTY AND MOM AND I COULDN'T STOP CACKLING

and then we went to this one performance to watch a pair of jugglers, and they were hilarious!  like seriously one guy was standing on his partner's OUT STRETCHED HANDS AND JUGGLING KNIVES AND I JUST??? ??  YOOOOOOOO

they did other really cool things but i'm too lazy to explain right now.

Ah yes, and I also found some Doctor Who cosplayers!

my bbies i s2g tHEY WERE SO NICE WEEPS

again sorry for the shitty phone quality ahahaha mY HANDS WERE TREMBLING..............

okay but by the end of the fair i felt like i just stepped into some kind of fucking shoujo manga

no fucking joke i walked over to Fizziwig's Dance Hall with Djobi and Ted to meet up with mom

and there was a huge dance floor for anyone who wanted to waltz with a partner

and so we were looking for mom, and watched the dance floor to see if we could spot her (she wasn't there anyway tho).  so while that was happening, this one man in a nice blue suit from across the room approached us, and then looked at me

and smiled

and

asked me

if i wOULD LIKE TO HAVE THIS DANCE WITH HIM.........

AND LET ME TELL U HE WAS REALLY HANDSOME

LIKE

HERE'S A DRAWING-OF-HIM-FROM-MY-SHITTY-MEMORY HANDSOME

aND HE HAD A REALLY GENTLE VOICE AND A BRITISH ACCENT TOO AND UUUGGGH

AND OF COURSE I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE OR DO THE WALTZ AND HE JUST SAID

AND MY SISTER WOULDN'T STOP ELBOWING ME SO

AND SO THE GENTLEMAN ESCORTED ME TO THE DANCE FLOOR AND PROCEEDED TO TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE

AND HE WAS REALLY NICE AND SHOWING ME STEP BY STEP (pun intended) AND I KEPT MESSING UP AND SAYING SORRY BUT ALL HE REPLIED WAS

like god damn hE WAS SO SWEET

AND JUST WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT

THE SONG ENDED

I WAS SO SAD MAN I KINDA WANTED TO DANCE WITH HIM SOME MORE

and it was very sweet of him to escort me  back to my sister and her boyfriend ahahaha

i don't care if he was just one of the actors for the fair hE WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM THE OTHER END OF THE HUGE ASS ROOM JUST TO DANCE WITH ME WHEN THERE WERE PRETTIER, CLOSER WOMEN IN DRESSES AROUND HIM

NO HE JUST HAD TO COME TO THE LITTLE MASCULINE-WANNABE CHICKA IN THE SUIT

this has never happened to me before okay so i'm flattered LET ME BE HAPPY AAAAAHHH

and my sis told me i looked adorable dancing with him and how she and Ted couldn't stop laughing at my facial expressions

and of course they didn't take pictures tho i'm kINDA GLAD THEY DIDN'T WOW..........

trust me i have loads of them

do it now