#pre-bus

“Right yeah I’m starting in lower middle upper sixth for A Levels and a WTech Certificate OI SOZ YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT I GOT WELL PISSED LAST YEAH WITH JULZ sorry yeah I’m doing a course in Maths and Psychology and CHRIS YOU WANKER I HEARD YOU GOT PRIMO GASH LAST NIGHT YEAH MATE SHE WAS WELL FIT and then I’m doing a gap year in Africa like all the posh fucks in my family before I read Physics at uni. OI YOU CHAVVY FUCK GOT YOUR ARSE OVER HERE.”