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FIVE TEXTS MY MUSE DIDN’T SEND TO YOURS, AND ONE THAT THEY DID // @prditflorem

FAILED TO SEND TO ↣ katerina w : this cute lil cherub from one of thos e vintage stores reminded me of u and i m buying it. cant say no now

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ katerinaaaa : i think u’d like a dog? do u like dogs? do u want dogs? we have so much in the shelter who ened homes and i feel like it would make u less lonely?? r u lonely? shit sorry that was too muc

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ kattie da badie : i want to hang out with u but i dont want to stick myself in ur life when ive only known u for like eight months !!! u might have friends !! but i want to be ur  s !!! why am is o clngY 

FAILED TO SEND TO ↣ love of my life? : my bf broke up with me and i was wondering if u would liike … let me in if i went on the earlies t plane to australia and just hug u for ten thousand hours 

FAILED TO SEND TO ↣ sunshine ! : i love u kat .. but pls …. pls stop sending me abba lyrics.. i am DISTRAUGHT every time. 

FIVE TEXTS MY MUSE DIDN’T SEND TO YOURS, AND ONE THAT THEY DID // @ctstrophes

FAILED TO SEND TO ↣ girl from business class? : wait, im confused. who is this. is this the girl who keeps calling me a dickhead? are you the one who sits in front of me? what. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lights : i don’t think your real name is lights… what is it. tell me and i’ll stop making puns with your (clearly fake) name.

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lights : i keep thinking that you’re hiding some issues because no way is another human being as angry and mad at me as you are. you know the only thing i’ve ever been doing is make you laugh right? 

FAILED TO SEND TO ↣ lights : you’re even more beautiful when you smile. no joke. i’m not even flirting. i just wanted to let you know that so, you know, you could do it more. really BRIGHTENS you up real quick. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ electromagnetic radiation : stop fucking sending me memes, gdi. i don t want to know about your green frog obsessions 

∘⡊⁂ ⌐ MEMES // FIVE TEXTS MY MUSE DIDN’T SEND YOURS, AND ONE THAT THEY DID

( undelivered to ‘mi gatita katerina’ ) okay don’t freak out, but i’m p sure that I’ve played COD online w javi before. it just dawned on me when i got his fb friend request.( undelivered to ‘mi gatita katerina’ ) is his gamertag ‘ballinballesteros’ ??( undelivered to ‘mi gatita katerina’ ) ¡ pregúntale !( undelivered to ‘mi gatita katerina’ ) i remember bc i tried talking about the play offs w him and all he wanted to talk about was twin peaks fanfiction?( undelivered to ‘mi gatita katerina’ ) that show ended like before we were born or something, right? like that’s some str8 up nostalgia shit. my moms watched that show.

( my muse’s five last sent texts yours )

( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 4:17 PM ) do u think lil dude would like it if i planted some nepeta cataria in the garden?? i know somethin like thirty to fifty percent of cats arent really into it thats why i ask because i dont want to get super excited about it just to have him look at me like

( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 4:18 PM ) what do u expect me to do w/ this??

( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 4:20 PM ) u know exactly which face im talking about too that cat can be so sassy when he wants to be its ridiculous but idk i just thought maybe he would like it and figured id ask u first bc i dunno if nepetalactone counts as a drug but hes ur kiddo

( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 5:13 PM ) i propose an impromptu field trip off campus for some froyo. i will chaperone and also buy said froyo but i just want something sweet and the kitchen pantry is lettin me down an i dont feel like making that trip alone so im recruiting u an vin

( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 5:19 PM ) as many toppings as ur wonderful heart desires. or yknow. as many as will fit into the bowl w/ minimum spillage. wouldnt gummy worms get hard tho because its so cold?? 

BONUS ( sent to ❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ — 5:23 PM ) why dont u see if rory wants to come or something?? i feel like she could use some cheering up 

( my muse’s five last unsent texts yours )

( drafted — 2:17 PM )  is a bird landing in my hair with a mouthful of twigs a sign that im doing something right or that its time to get a haircut bc i genuinely cant tell

( drafted — 2:19 PM ) but it feels like im doing something right 

( drafted — 6:17 PM ) a student just came up to me and told me that ❝ as a member of the faculty and a grown ass man ❞ i shouldnt be singing disney songs in the gardens and i wasnt sure what to say bc first of all disney is classic and ur never too old to enjoy the soundtracks to their movies but also its not my fault that my flowers love colors of the wind?? its a beautiful song 

( drafted — 6:24 PM ) i went ahead and stopped anyway but just as like a side thought?? idk how u go through those classes year after year and stay so sweet and kind and genuinely caring because some of these kids are actually kinda really mean and basically what im saying is u are a ray of light on this school pls dont ever change u beautiful soul

( drafted — 7:30 PM ) you wanna come watch pocahontas? 

( my muse’s last snapchat to yours )

( x ) followed by a string of both crying and laughing emojis with the caption ❝ and vinny just tried to eat her ❞

( what my muse saved your number as )

❝ kit-kat + vinny ❞ although it should be mentioned that her nickname changes quite frequently in his phone because he’s come up with several over the years. ( before ❝ kit-kat ❞ it was ❝ katnip ❞ and before that ❝ kat + kitten ❞ and❝ my two favorite felines ❞ among other ridiculous — and usually cat-related — puns idk pls forgive him he can’t help it. ) 

( what contact photo my muse has set for yours )

( x ) from one of their walks through the orchard. it’s one of his favorite pictures??

( what ringtone my muse has set for yours )

okay look almost e v e r y o n e in his contacts has a specific ringtone he’s picked out with a birdsong he’s recorded somewhere on the property but kat?? is slightly different bc if you think for one minute he doesn’t have an audio clip of vinny’s precious lil kitten meow saved to his phone — you’re right. ( he actually has SEVERAL, most of which are taken from videos he’s sent to kat of him romping around in the garden while topher is babysitting. ) 

( how many times my muse has called your this week? )

a couple of times. usually it happens when vinny’s in the middle of doing something outrageously cute ( like chasing after butterflies or curling up in a bed of wildflowers for a nap ) and topher facetimes kat so she can enjoy how adorable it is too before realizing that the only reason he’s got vinny and  she’s NOT there to enjoy it with him is because she’s in class and he probably shouldn’t be calling her whOOPS

( how many calls has my muse missed from yours? )

phone meme // @prditflorem ; still accepting! 

what was my muse’s 5 last sent texts to yours? 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 2:33 am ) : fuuuuccc me,,,  i was spssed to write sacxon’s histor pape r b ut i got side trckaed andnow i want to kms … fuck… 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 2:45 am ) : have u ever loked at a man aaaand went, this is the 1…. this is the one im gnna marry and b happy wi t  .. thieads is the man im wilinadng to fuck for ther t restestas  of my life ?? 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 2:46 am ) : bc that’s me just now. i decide d to watych teh marti an agian adn id fuck matt dam on fr m the moon ad bac k  

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 3:30 am ) : tha td b e on a1 ban g for h oe me ,, one gian t di ck i n my  p us sy .. 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 7:12 am ) : never let me drink ever again i stf fi asasd i m gonna jump off my dorm windo w

what was my muse’s 5 last unsent texts to yours? 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 12:23 pm ) : u know …. it gets super hard seeing u everyday and not being able to run up to u and hug u and kiss u like ten thousand times … 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 1:13 am ) : i keep thinking back to that last movie date we had?? an d how much i wanted to tell u just how much i loved u ? then i realized i was putting on that thing on my face and i cant help it but sometimes when i do anything near to rubbing my jaw, i start attracting people and i dont ever want u to hink im using my powers on u cos im not … fuc k 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 7:13 am ) : did i forget my skirt at ur room? i swear i thought i left it there.. but whatever u can keep it. it looks better on u anyways. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 2:34 am ) : sometimes ? i just wanna kiss u ??? for no other reason than the fact that u make me smile effortlessly??? ure 283 years older than me …. be my sugar mama, kat. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ the ancient one 🌹🌹 ( @ 3:58 am ) : im gross and i get that and im pretty sure no one ‘s ever gonna love me so idk why im even trying with u like… u have better people with u …. leave me alone. 

phone meme // @ctstrophes ; still accepting!

what was my muse’s 5 last sent texts to yours? 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 6:03 am ) : is my sweater in your dorm? i kinda need it…. will you bring it to the lounge after breakfast? thanks, love you. 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 9:45 am ) : its too early in the morning to go and get coffee.. where are you? im really up for skipping class right now. we could go on a roadtrip… but you’d have to… PACK LIGHT. 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 1:45 pm ) : i … lost your notes. im gonna photocopy ollie’s though so dont worry and dont yell at me. they look equally as nice as yours…

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 4:12 pm ) : hey. i never asked but i’d like to now… but you STRIKE me as one of those people who really like lush bath bombs… help your bf make you happy. 

OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 1:39 am ) : WAKE UP, IM GETTING US PIZZA. 

what was my muse’s 5 last unsent texts to yours? 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 3:43 am ) : its so early but i just want to let you know that youre one of the best things to have happened to me since i came here. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 3:43 am ) : my family wouldve liked you so much. my mom wouldve spoiled you to death… jude probably hates you cos youre too pretty but thats okay, i guess.. he deserves it anyways. i ended up in the er once bc of him. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 3:44 am ) : i might be high on something or im just really tired but i really love you. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 4:12 am ) : even though youre sometimes really complicated, you’re someone i’d like to spend my whole life with if thats fine with you. 

DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ lightning mcqueen ( @ 4:30 am ) : i love you.