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SAY 👏 IT 👏 LOUDER

     From what I’ve read, you have to actually HARM a living being. They have to inflict “suffering and/or death,” neither of which are sensations that inanimate objects are capable of feeling.

     Now here, I start doing a bit of headcanoning. 

     Personally, I feel like while you could get away with just going the vampire cop-out of harming creatures of only animal intelligence or so, that wouldn’t be as… nutritional, for lack of a better term. That’s a bread-and-water diet right there. It’ll get the job done, you’ll keep your sanity, but you’re still going to suffer some major Hunger pangs all the bloody time. Plus, you might have to hurt more for the same effect as harming a person, like having to eviscerate a hundred bunnies to get the same base satisfaction as eviscerating a single person. 

     (But seriously, man, this is Azeroth, there’re people out there who deserve evisceration more than those poor bunnies. Unless it’s that Darkmoon asshole rabbit.)

     So harming people is likely the more satisfying, healthier option. You get fed better from it, you feel better from it. And as long as there’s pain, actual pain, you should be good. (Most likely, that pain must be physical, but maybe emotional or mental would be like… cherries on top? I dunno, might depend upon the individual knight.) The severity of their pain might directly correlate with how much of the Hunger you satisfy; a broken arm is a better “meal” than a bruised cheek, for example. 

     Actual killing is probably the most satisfying act of all, akin to… a gourmet meal, maybe, or a feast if you start massacring people. The Scourge’s ultimate goal wasn’t to make people suffer, it was to make them dead (and then not dead). It makes logical sense to me at least that they would twist the death knights up in such a way that the closest they ever get to feeling relief is when someone is gurgling their last breaths out beneath them.

     I wish I was kidding....... but I am sadly not even kidding........

     Blingtron 6k my friend......

@prcmaturedeath​ said:  oHHHH MYYYY GOOOOODDDD

     S A M E

     the biggest troll on the planet has arrived my dudes. In the form of a small mechanical.

@puerdelumine: at least it wasn’t sephuz’s secret

     tRUE. OR PRYDAZ. Friend got Prydaz the other night during a Kara run. BUT, AT THE SAME TIME... SEPHUZ’S IS A DPS GAIN. HASTE PROCS = GOOD.

     This however is not and will forever not be. Unforunately. RIP ME... LITERALLY. RIP ME. FEIGN DEATH. IT’S ME, RIGHT NOW.

     I am sorry for your loss on Sephuz’s however. I think you said you were a healer?? Not good at all for healers. I am so sorry.

@kiraahachi​ said:  I have this one too… like it’s ok if you are in a pinch and by yourself but otherwise?? it’s shit… but nice legendary pull from a blingtron

     It’s a fantastic stat stick for BM ( which is basically all I play ) and it’s wonderful for WPvP. The kiting game is strong and it gives you another heal. Plus in raids it makes life easier for healers. It’s like a comfort legendary, really. But yeah otherwise... I am not too happy, unfortunately.

     Blingtron biggest troll 2k17. Literally. Maybe he’s secretly Vol’jin reincarnate and we don’t realize it yet. But yeah I kind of forgot this kind of thing could happen so I was just sitting there staring in my order hall like, “... wat”.

     Her eyes were greeted with the dimness of the Tirisfal forest, the cool air slipping up her hood and delivering a smell most . . . interesting. Absolutely no idea where that slightly inebriated mage had put her, she began to walk in hopes of finding something familiar. But none of it was.

     Well . . . this isn’t Westfall .       . . . Or Duskwood either . . .

     Arriving at what appeared to be a main road, however. . . grimy, she crossed her arms. Well. This is most unfortunate. She’d never been wherever this was, and she had absolutely no idea where to go.       So, she just went. Creeping along the side of the pathway and only occasionally falling under a very scarce lantern (Which she in turn, lit. After all, road safety is gravely important.), she walked. Far-off screeches and odd noises tainted her ears and she wished more than ever that she had a cloak to hide under.       Fifteen minutes into this wandering, she saw a figure walking opposite her on the pathway, and thank the Light, not an intimidating one. Finally! Perhaps they would know where to go. Crossing to block the boy’s path, it wasn’t until she was close, and looked right up at him, that she noticed something was off.

     Shoot. He’s dead.

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         DAMN RIGHT.

even in uncertain times, that feels like the correct response.  white eyes brighten a moment before he gives the greater rogue a grin, too rounded to be that of a lion’s – but it’s his best, young as he is.  genuine.  he still hates to turn his skills against his fellow undead, but if the REBELLION calls for it, he knows he’d rather die for this people – for the HORDE – than for a selfish queen.

“then that’s enough waiting.”

          Valeera crouches in the darkness beside him, aspersions regarding the other rogue’s ostensible age and the stench of rot that wafts from him overlooked in favour of the prize before them. It is risky, yes, to sneak into the bowels of Orgrimmar while the Horde’s warchief resides above, only marginally less so for a blood elf and Forsaken, but necessary. Risky also to trust one of Sylvanas’ own people to accompany her on the task, but it is not as if she does not possess the skill to dispose of him should the need arise.

❝ SYLVANAS ‘AS BEEN DOIN’ THINGS BEYOND MY IMAGININ’ for years now, but never did I think that I would be seein’ a CHILD CORPSE walkin’ around de Undercity. ah cannot bring myself to let a child fight our wars -- ORCS might not be carin’ what age they let their young be slaughtered, but I will accept no child soldiers in MY horde. go back to ya family, son -- ya be needin’ love, not bloodshed.  ❞