Thats dirty (kaibacorp-bros) [hope you're happy you coerced me into this]
Random Sinday 1-55. | Numbah Thirteen @kaibacorp-bros
“Do you have the keys for the handcuffs?” Joey jangles his wrist pathetically from his seat on the concrete curb. The lamppost he’s chained to remains unbudged, though there are some indications that he tried to slip the cuff, but ultimately gave up on the fruitless endeavor.Â
“Please tell me you have them. Look, I stayed put freezin’ my ass off all evenin’ while yous were drinkin’ tea and eatin’ crumpets.” Joey begs, “Message received, I won’t do that again... just let me out! ...please...”















