#powerposting

say hellooo to my little friend

Ive taken the liberty of partially censoring a certain line, look i know ultrakill is a violent game full of swears but id rather not take the Lord’s name in vain on this blog when im already likely on thin ice. Anyway, without anymore of my cockatoo chatter, letsa gooooo(YAHOOOOO)

This sounds like me on a daily basis even when im NOT enraged, like when i found a dead bug on a prosthetic wing. This is all that goes on in my mind during the dreaded raspberry week or when someone condescendingly calls me cute(in a non androgynous manner).

Ehehe “gabrielings”, thats funny since i too follow my seniors around like a lost duck and get to “coodependen—“ wait Kennady Ray went into WHAT while voicing the lines!? Pretty sure Valerie Ray is an honorary power now :O

My earth mother does this frequently, i cannot give her a nailgun attack but i can put laxatives in her snacks. But if someone says this around me im mentally giving em the ol kermie treatment:

What the flock is turbo hell!? The ultrakill powers dont seem too bright unfortunately but at least most of us back home have braincells(except for me, who doesnt use a single breath without bringing shame upon my choir and family)

vaguely sweet and slightly bitter coffee

sea salt

silver

stars, nebulae, cosmic gas, asteroids, comets, space in general

strong winds

engraved blades

Linen and bergamot scented candles

obsidian, mostly shaped to be sharp but natural undisturbed obsidian is cool too, nice and smoooth

Rough sea tides

hearing the birds as they make their various noises in nature or in cities

neon blue or soft golden light that flares instead of shining steadily

Perching on high places like a bird of prey

the sound of swords going in and out of their sheaths

geese raising their wings and hissing before going after someone

launching yourself into the air to swoop on your opponent from above instead of facing them head on like a normal bird

harassing older/more experienced/more important angels in their ask boxes with stupid questions because i yap on this earth too much and want advice from a seasoned adult/senior

people pleasing to make sure my loved ones and authority figures are ok(which can also lead to unhealthy relationships, like the one im trapped in with my earth mother)

In the light of the example above, putting my mental health and safety last for a very specific authority figure so my loved ones can be ok and safe from harm.

Finding many weapons pretty and collecting them(even useless cosplay ones) and decorating my nest with them knowing full and well i only know how to use swords and spears(and bows/arrows… sorta… i cant reload/refire quickly)

the way some metal shines in the light, especially the iridescent/holographic kind

Deep blue scarves fluttering in the wind(not a power trait but i had one)

the shameful moments where i attacked fellow students as a hatchling for bullying like a rabid chihuahua

flock bonding, only with certain people though, if you get on my nerves i keep my distance and judge quietly

WHY does that one wing keep hiding in my back? Come out with the other one dangit!

spicy food, im unsure why

playing Sky: children of the light and REFUSING to go into golden wasteland or eden alone, if i have to deal with the dark dragons/krill then so do you

trying to learn martial arts at least once(i failed because im better with weapons than fighting with my body)

someone going back to their stupid abusive ex and wont listen to your pleas to have common sense so you stand inbetween them in attempt to keep them from doing something stupid

can and will follow seniors(older, more experienced folks ≠ elderly) around like a lost duckling

screaming like those cursed kiwii birds

hoe you had me fight this thing ALONE!? This mf doesnt even have a danger rating! Bro looks like they grew up in Chernobyl and drinks steroid/cocaine water instead of coffee in the morning!

having a helmet shift for the first time and going “oh, so thats why i dont wear them, these suck” then being relieved when the feeling is over

martial weapons > scary guns

the urge to hunt bigots down and brutally maim them so they cant harm anyone else like they did to you/loved ones

short mf but have tried attacking someone larger than you(in my case this was my gene donor, multiple times)

playing around with your weapon when bored(be careful)

short or tied back hair so it doesnt get in the way when you fight

weapon themed accessories

preferring instructions over being your own boss 100% of the time(i like freedom, but when it comes to work related things id rather let someone else lead)

“theres more of us than there are of them why cant we just wreck the evil bigots in the whitehouse(or your country’s equivalent) so we can be done with this already? Cant we at least bother to vote for someone who wont cause immense suffering for us all?”

i need to be useful or i have no purpose/worth as a person(very unhealthy, dont be like me)

guilty of manspreading but with wings unless other people are around

offering to beat people up on your loved one’s behalf when you find out someone did some fucked up shit to them(DO NOT let me do this)

can and will blast HUNTR/X songs while beating up nazis and demons alike, making the rest of the flock hate my guts

coffee’s gotta be highly caffeinated or it will not keep me high enough to stay focused

“While you were busy being heterosexual i studied the blade!”

…i got blood on a thing again

Avoiding taking your cramp medicine so you can save it for real emergencies, then trying to tough it out so nobody notices youre in pain(dont do this please)

need i say more?: ⬇️