'Ya'll smiling at the stupid camera while there's a FRIGGIN MAGICAL ICE QUEEN AND AN ELF right there!' - #PowerfulMace . . . #AdultsAreStupid #Fatherhood # #ParentHood #Parenting #DadLife #Today #Dad #Family #FatherAndSon #Motherhood #MomLife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq-yRPalArr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14ztox35mh67n

SMILE FOR THE FAMILY PICT... Oh shit, almost forgot you-know-what. #PowerfulMace . . . #Fatherhood # #ParentHood #Parenting #DadLife #Today #Dad #Family #FatherAndSon #Motherhood https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlWai6lsxb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ea10i4gv0x6j

This right here. . . . #PowerfulMace #Fatherhood #Motherhood #ParentHood #Parenting

If I don't make eye contact, maybe it'll ignore me. . . . #PowerfulMace #Fatherhood #Parenthood #Parenting

Each morning, before I head to the office, I take a few minutes to stare at my #son in hopes of catching a few smiles even though they're involuntary (babies do weird shit like smile in their sleep). The only thing that matches the kid's smile is being able to take my morning chill with @yellow71, beloved wife, and to my son, 'the walking milk bag. . I eagerly await the day when I can actually see him smile on his on accord. Until then, I'll settle for his post-shit/post-fart smiles...they're basically #smiles with bonus flavor. #ShitWithASmile #JustLikeDaddy . . . #PowerfulMace #Fatherhood #Parenthood #Parenting #Smile

You've got a #rad #shirt kid, but Mommy's got one too 🤣 - #PowerfulMace #parenthood #fatherhood #motherhood

The blue pillow is me. So yeah, no kid...you ain't stayin here. #GoBackToYourOwnFrigginBedSoDaddyCanHaveWhatLittleBedSpaceHeHas #KingSizeNotBigEnough #ThatsAShadow #NotArmpitHair 🤣 #Fatherhood #parenthood #PowerfulMace

1 month - an obviously cheery, happy baby - #sarcasm #PowerfulMace Him > Me: - drinking from bottle, powerful latch - 4 poops a day - holding own neck up, will track you around the room if you have food Me > Him: - shuffling a deck of cards - writing own name - burping without assistance