#poteryali

OH BOY! We gotta go back in time to when I think Dad was like....I teen and still human.  But like So there are these toys called Webkins and they have thier own site where you could play with your toy pet in a virtual space! and there was minigames, and adoptions, and if your pet got sick you could take them to the doctor. Super cute. And then Reddit, the birthplace of Memes and Conspiracy theories came about. And started all these rumors about how your pet could get killed, and no one knew who or what it was but it made its ways onto playgrounds and into the ears of little kids who played on the site! It was so bad, the webkinz had to put out a special announcment to parents assuring them that it was all a hoax.

     Alright... Well, if you get scared you’re welcomed to come lay in his bed.

He doesn’t care

      That was the theme of the day. A doorway littered with gifts and presents for the moment she awakes. A call and a fake trumpet noise to greet you as he pulls open the curtains. “Happy birthday, my majesty!” Had to be known first thing, of course~ An important day had to start off the right way! “I hope you slept well~ I allllso hope you’re hungry!” He’ll poke around in the closet for a bit before grabbing a very well hidden box and holding it out to her. “Mm, mm~ It took some looking but I think I found good ones~ Get dressed and I’ll be waiting outside, okay?” With that, he’ll head out the door and go get ready himself~ Inside said box laid two ( x x ) neatly folded outfits with a note reading ‘What do you feel like wearing today?’

Oh, good~ Then she’s gonna compare their colors, kick her feet and eat~

    “They’re good! Think they’re happy winter is almost over. How’re you?”

and stuck to another paper