#potatogunson

I completely and utterly believe that Peter and Harley are best friends and Tony absolutely regretted letting the two of them meet because the two of them separately are destructive enough but both of them together, something is either getting blown up or someone is getting injured, and Tony is just done trying to deal with both of them. I have read so many fics of Peter and Harley being utter enemies and Harley being a complete asshole to Peter( and I can never convince myself that's true). So in my mind they are both destructive besties who give gray hairs to Tony.

I was watching IM3 again, cause why not, and one thing I realized is that even though Harley is a sarcastic little shit(cause he is), he also reminds me of a puppy with those big blue eyes, following Tony around, and I can't get over the fact that he seems so goddamn innocent and nice, while its obvious that he maybe doesn't have the best life, cause he's a nerdy kid, who's dad left, in a rural small city building potato guns, of course the kids getting bullied. His home life doesn't seem the best, since his mom is working late shifts, and you know him disappearing with a rando who showed up at his door(even though the rando is iron man), and almost dying and no one seems to notice like whatt? So I fully believe that as he grew up he started building walls, and being a sarcastic little shit becomes his entire personality to protect himself, because of his daddy issues(which is basically Tony). And even though Tony keeps in touch with Harley, Harley never really tells him stuff that's bothering him, or any problems he have. And Tony trying his best to help him, and take care of him, because he sees through Harley's walls and masks because Tony used to be like that too. And ya I just love both of them, and I feel robbed that we did not see more of Harley Keener in the MCU.

ok so new Harley hc, cause I am a little too obsessed with him, but it's fine. Hopefully. Anyway, Harley’s from the south, and even though I don’t know much about the south I know they’re big on tea, so Harley growing up drank tea, and he hates coffee. When he moves to New York Peter and Tony are shocked cause those two survive on coffee, and Harley’s sleep schedule is not much better than Peter and Tony’s, so how is Harley pulling all nighters with no caffeine. What they don't know is that even though Harley hates coffee, he drinks an ungodly amount of energy drinks. They stumble upon his stash are shooked cause they thought their coffee addiction was bad, but no Harley's energy drink addiction seemed so much worse, cause no one should be drinking that much caffeine in a day.

My biggest hc for Harley Keener that I will never ever give up is that he drives a motorcycle, and he built that motorcycle from scratch and it is his baby. Of course, he loves modifying cars, and still has the car that Tony gave him, and loves working on it and driving it but he also spends hours working on his motorcycle. Tony helped in modifying the motorcycle and was fine with him driving it in the middle of nowhere Tennessee, cause there were barely any cars on the road, and he trusted Harley's driving skills enough to be safe. Then Harley moved to New York, and of course he brought his motorcycle, and Tony refused to let Harley go driving around on that death machine in New York City, where there are cars literally everywhere. Harley obviously refused and claimed that Tony used to drive a motorcycle too(another hc I have), and how he can't stop Harley, so they come to a compromise Tony puts more security features in the motorcycle and in Harley's helmet than should be possible, and Harley also has to wear a helmet, and a lot of protective gear before even thinking of getting on the motorcycle.

Guys I need need need more Harley centric fics, cause I love Peter I do, with all my heart. Peter and Tony are what got me into Marvel in the first place, but there are a lot of fics about them, and as a fan I am pretty satisfied with what I have read, and what is being published right now. But sometimes I just wanna read a fic with Harley as an actual substantial character and I am sick and tired of people giving Harley just the teeniest tiniest role in fics, where he is barely even present. Or if he does have a few lines he's a complete ass trying to kill Peter and I'm just like noooo, Harley will never do that. I just need to see more Harley that's it.