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What the fuck am I talking about, you ask?

Well, you've been lead astray. What a fool you are. Those first 10,000 words making up the "first chapter"..?

(I dramatically fling away the cloak that has covered my appearance in shadow all this time. It reveals that I am Justin Bieber. Young JB, not his modern self. My voice doesn't match his.)

That was only the prologue to my actual work. You see, that prologue could not have possibly been my work, for it contained no shipping! No love confession or cuddling, no flirting (well maybe a little) or even any cannibalism!

With this newest addition, the true work has been completed! You can now finally read 2.5 thousand words of these two being homosexual! They even kiss at the end!

Jokes aside, I wrote this because I really liked what I did for this ship and wanted to write them being cute together. I'm not gonna do what Lottery did and come back a year later with an entire novel focusing on these two, I'm a simple man. I want fictional girls to flirt and kiss, I make them.

This chapter wasn't meant to be introspective like the first, or fun. It was literally made for the sole purpose of shipping them when I forgot to for the first chapter.

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okay look it isn’t touhou so i don’t actually want any of you to read it but i DO want you guys to read this. like this tumblr post. i have a story as to why i chose to write home fanfiction and you do not need to know what home is to understand it

so if you’ve read a single of my recent posts, you’d know how obsessed i am with home. 2014 off fangame with a dead creator, that’s the one.

i randomly decided to check if it had any fanfiction on ao3 considering how niche it was.

it had three! they were as follows:

1) 250 words of awful writing describing three characters (two of which are brothers, all three of which are feral cats) engaging in a threesome

2) 25,000 words of… something spanish. i dunno.

3) 400 words of the judge (one of those cats also featured in that first work) raping the reader. also the reader is underage from what i can tell from the tags (look man i’m not reading it to find out) also written by same guy as #1

not great, right?

anyways it kind of bummed me out to see this but i took it as a GOLDEN opportunity. i could be the first man to ever write a good home fic. so i did!

i specifically wrote this because of a man who does not yet exist.

what do i mean by that?

maybe in a month, or in a year, or whatever amount of time, there’s gonna be a guy who gets just as obsessed with home as i was. absolute infatuation. they’re gonna play through the game, and love it. then they’ll check ao3 to see if home has any fanfiction.

i do not want this person to see the three things i did. i want there to be at least one nice little story for them to read, so they’re not disappointed like i was.

i want them to see the other three, but be happy there’s at least one good one out there. they’ll read mine and smile because it’s not weird incest pedo smut. because it’s PEAK.

i am doing it for that guy. that guy who doesn’t yet exist.

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guys i wrote something touhou are you guys proud of me

anyways writing this was an absolutely wild experience. like half the effort was spent on just idea crafting that shit was HARD. i thought that since crackships are supposed to be silly i’d try and make this story kind of stupid too and i probably did well? idk i refuse to re-read this because i hate editing

also first person pov practice! super convenient because if you have two female characters you can have a “me” and a “she” and you don’t have to use names every time you refer to someone different

touhou crack month is extremely fun but don’t expect another one from me this year because my other ships were characters i know NOTHING about

BLEHHHH READ THE FANFIC BEFORE READING THE REST OF THIS POST THE ENDING IS BETTER IF YOU’RE NOT SPOILED

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ok hi thanks for reading

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this is the project that killed “how to make a vampire cry” actually. probably gonna revive it sometime soon though just because i am #1 remilia defender

i actually wrote most of this listening to reach for the summit off the celeste soundtrack and anytime i’d pause my writing i’d say “I MUST CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN” and then keep writing. it worked wonders

these two are extremely funny characters and if i ever write them again it’s 100% gonna be alice being a total mom to medicine. i’m probably gonna have medicine call her mom. i’m a huge fan of adoptive familial relationships in touhou if you couldn’t tell (yakumo family greatest fictional family of all time)

i had a lot of fun with the sentences here and i think that was pretty obvious. not sure about the ipad kid one but whatever

honestly i’ve posted so fucking much lately it’s so awesome getting back into the swing of it AHHH I LOVE WRITING SO MUCH I LOVE TOUHOU SO MUCH

if my next post is gonna be something i haven’t talked about yet it’ll be

a) ‘Fleece Snowkbs’, work focusing on young youmu’s relationship with youki (this one will be peak trust)

b) ‘She is Dancing Till Her Head Explodes’, how’s gensokyo doing fic about hina because i’ve been wanting to research her

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similar to ‘break’, this is one of those ideas i originally was just gonna send to w.d. gaster and call it a day but i liked it so much i kind of had to write it

i need to write more yuyuko she’s actually so funny. i love this fat bitch

also what the hell would i even tag this? all i could think of was ‘crack’ and i’m decently confident there’s no tag called ‘Eating Soap’

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if i had a nickel for every wrigmysti oneshot i’ve written in like an hour on a school night and not beta read i’d wish i were the richest man in the world. this was pretty fun to write and a good break from my slightly longer works. alice fic coming this weekend probably sooner.

i love these two sm. i wish i had more to say about the work but it really is just the scene and that’s it. love it tho. fish fish fish

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i think the following images describe my writing experience with this. red is w.d. gaster, blue is a mutual friend of ours.

yeah uh. a bit stressful innit

lesson learned: do not force yourself to write six thousand words in three days you WILL cry

anyways i had a lot of fun with everyone here. esp yuuka, i’m sure anyone who’s read @lottery57 ‘s latest work sees the inspiration.

kurumi and elly are fun too. i liked making them tease each other it was funny to write banter

god i need a fucking break.

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