what if shampoo is actually semen and the scalp gets fertilized and produces hair as it's offspring

remember when my followers interacted with me? oh yeah me neither

luke looks like he could be tumblr famous for his summer/beach blog and posts photos of him surfing and drinking starbucks while scrolling through his dash on his macbook and yeah i picture luke as a tumblr boy

my fucking arms and legs are in so much pain i hate everyone

how???? do???? you???? hate???? liam???? he's the sweetest human being on the plant i honestly dont understand.. he's only 19, he likes green beans leave him alone.

tbh idk why but i could see ashton being my best friend, not boyfriend, and just going to get starbucks together and asking each other for love advice and making funny videos and omg can ashton be my best friend

so i have michaelciffords and mlchaelcilfford saved hehehuhuhaha

i have fractured my knee, pulled three muscles, and now sprained my upper arm all bc i tried working out. tHis is why i dont like being active.