#positivelynatalie

[text:] NADINE. You are the best drinking partner ever, I have officially fallen in friend love with you. Me and you next weekend 4shooo.

[text:] She is pure comedy and you are a miserable old man. And chewy, he is perfect.

[text:] Why does the pizza thing fly right over your head but the Chelsea Lately doesn't. When are you going to just appreciate how brilliant that woman is.

[text:] I just want you to beeee happy and smile again:( [text:] Kevin hart can do that, so please please please watch that. And then tomorrow I will bring you pizza and make you watch Chelsea Lately with me.

[text:] I'm not moving out of this bed. I was just trynnna give you the password so you could have access to my magical Netflix world. [text:] It's lw like the wardrobe that leads to narnia, except narnia is movies not fictional animals... unless you are watching movies with fictional animals.

[text:] Do you feel like watching a funny tiny man talk about his abnormal kids, psycho ex wife and parolee uncle? I can give yu the password to my netflix. [text:] Yes I care that much.

[text:] It was a joke Micah! I don't want weed, and you don't want weed! Right? 'oh Natalie you are so funny no wonder you are my favorite american girl, you're right' Aaaah Micah so sweet.

[text:] Well look at you being all strong willed and what not. Did you want some? I could get some.... [text:] Kidding idek where to get weed lol. Do you wanna watch kevin hart or something?