#popuptask17

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I. A Pumpkin Patch 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A. No Body 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q. The Crossing Gourd 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F. Pumpkin Pi 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T. A Candle 6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N. Because He Had A Great Fall! 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E. Squash 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B. He Got The Stuffing Knocked Out Of Him 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R. Winnie The Boo 10.) What did one leaf say to another? H. I'm Falling For You 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C. They're All Size S 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O. Because It's Too Far To Walk 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D. Because He's A Sucker 14.) What falls but never breaks? G. Nightfall 15.) What asks but never answers? J. An Owl 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L. Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P. Straw-Berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S. Because He Was Outstanding In His Field 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K. Because The Corn Has Ears 20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M. Fall

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I. A pumpkin patch 2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A. no body 3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q. The crossing gourd 4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F. Pumpkin Pi 5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T. A Candle 6.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N. Because he had a great fall. 7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E. Squash 8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B. He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R. Winnie the boo 10.) What did one leaf say to another? H. I'm falling for you 11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C. They're all size S. 12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O. Because it's too far to walk. 13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D. Because he is a sucker 14.) What falls but never breaks? G. Nightfall 15.) What asks but never answers? J. An owl 16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L. Sep-timber 17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P. Straw-berries 18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S. Because he was outstanding in his field. 19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K. Because the corn has ears. 20.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M. Fall