#popoff

notes: tysm for all the love on my last post??? i was expecting to get like 9 notes max, you guys are the best????? reader is taller than quackity in this hcs post!! i headcanon that alex would actually LOVE having an s/o that’s taller than him. also more food talk bc im...hungry. sure. lowercase intended.

warnings: fluff? slight swearing.

- alright, so, quackity was in a call with whoever and streaming.

- conversation probably went something like this

- alex probably brought you up randomly, like "my s/o made me lunch today" or whatever and

- "you have an s/o?"

- "yeah."

- "no you don't."

- "what- what do you mean i don't?"

- "i refuse to believe alex quackity got an s/o before me"

- insert alex laughing his ass off.

- "fine, yk what, i'll call them."

- convo below would probably be in spanish but i’m too lazy to google translate all of that.

- "hey, i'm a little busy right now, what do you need?"

- "oh shit, if you're busy i can- call you back-"

- "no, it's fine. what's up?"

- "my friend doesn't believe that i have an s/o and i called you to prove it.

- "you don't have an s/o."

- "wh- what the fuck are you on about."

- "HAHA WAIT NO I'M SORRY DID THAT SCARE YOU, IT WAS MEANT TO BE A JOKE"

- "FUCK YOU Y/N WHAT THE FUCK THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME"

- "I'M SORRY BUBS"

- alex rn bc you called him bubs on stream: 🧍‍♂️

- "am i on speaker by any chance?"

- "you are, indeed, on speaker."

- "...so you said you called me to prove that you have an s/o?"

- "yeah."

- "what do you want me to do- like- introduce myself?"

- "yeah! something like that. also say you're shorter than me and imply you're my s/o."

- "alex, i'm 5'10."

- mans life flashed before his eyes.

- "CHAT, CHAT, NO, Y/N IS NOT TALLER THAN ME, Y/N IS NOT TALLER THAN ME"

- chat and the ppl alex was in call with losing it rn

- "whatever you say, bubbas. did you run that errand i asked you to run for me this morning? i forgot to check."

- "you really need to stop calling me bubs and bubbas when i'm live streaming. also yeah, i ran your errand."

- he did not run the errand.

- also he did not care that you called him bubs/bubbas on stream he loved it.

- "okay, thank youu. i really appreciate it. when are you gonna stop streaming?"

- "an hour or so."

- once you hang up bc he rlly needs to run that errand.

- "alright, uhh, what do you wanna eat? i can't make any food tonight, i'll be busy with homework."

- "chinese is fine."

- "okay. i'll be home in a few hours. i have to go, i love youu"

- "i love you too. bye."

- "bye."

- "i forgot i was streaming for a sec"

- "wh... how is this.. possible.."

- "i don't know man, i think i'm just better than you.”

- "SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP"

- ^ i feel like tommy would say that.

- alex stops streaming like 30 mins later and runs your errand.

- comes back home panting and praying you won't be back home for another hour.

- you were back home an hour and 15 mins after that 😎

- you both had chinese, cuddled while watching tv, and fell asleep.

- the second you woke up, you crammed for like three hours doing all your college hw so you don’t miss the deadlines.