Oct 31, 2017
A SAD TORTOISE HAIKU
By Jordan Bouma The tortoise goes home. His rent for the shell is late. He's now evicted.
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A SAD TORTOISE HAIKU
By Jordan Bouma The tortoise goes home. His rent for the shell is late. He's now evicted.
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I could deal with the murder and maiming of people on this show but when you hurt a tortoise you're just going too far.
SHIT JUST GOT REALLY GODDAMN REAL
I just found out about something called Snapper Fest.
I am SO FULL OF RAGE RIGHT NOW.