#poor chloe

Teenage Chloe, on a call with Timmy: ok Timmy. I don’t think murder is the smartest option

Timmy: ok well hypothetically

Chloe: hypothetically you’d still go to jail

Timmy: ok hypothetically if I didn’t get caught.

Chloe: *sighs* good god Timmy.

Timmy: I know you’re a pacifist or something but don’t lie and say you haven’t thought about stabbing a shitty teacher at least once.

Chloe: …

Tagged by the lovely @strafethesesinners, @gxmergurl and @strangefable to complete this uquiz for my OC's! Thank you, this was super fun to do!🖤

Deputy Chloe Felix

Icarus

What is there to be said of Icarus? You were warned, yet you persisted, imprudently. But what of your first taste of liberation? The exhilaration that follows the first ray of the sun to touch you as you are, as a free man, makes you drunk on joy. We all know the foolish things that drunken people are capable of. Was the fall as thrilling as the fight?

Theo

Arachne

Adept Arachne, the things which you craft are born from years of careful practice, focused effort, and a drop of divine inspiration. Your finished product shows the skills which you have honed over your lifetime, so take pride in that, but don't proclaim yourself a peerless artisan. And, by the gods, show humility when you've been beaten.

Five minutes later...

Chloe, sitting with an icepack on her left eye, and her right arm in a sling: So today I learned I can't do sports.

I watched Lucifer and I was super happy with the last season until the end.

How did Lucifer's time loop even start? I really don't get why Rory asked for the youth that brought her the anger and grief of not having a father growing up while she damn well knew he could have been there.

Now it ended up with Lucifer in Hell trying to help people while missing out on everything, Chloe, his friends, Rory growing up. And on the other side Chloe having to miss Lucifer and a partner for the rest of her life until death including having to raise Rory alone. Let's agree that getting help from friends isn't the same as doing something together with your partner.

That part kinda really pissed me off. I mean I GET IT, lives aren't perfect. Yes she gets to spend her afterlife with Lucifer. But really? After all Chloe and Lucifer already had to go through to finally be together? It hurts my brain to think of that.

Dan: Brute force?

Lucifer: Almost dying?