Christmas Crackship
Lito Rodriguez
Dead pool
I don’t have a shipname for them, but in terms of how they meet it goes a little something like this: So, Deadpool is feeling down and out with all this crime fighting so he decides to take a well earned vacation and heads off to Mexico. One day while walking around town and sightseeing he accidently walks onto the set of Lito’s new tele novela which is currently filming. It’s about super heroes and Deadpool accidently gets confused for an extra. Filming is going great except for Deadpool interrupting every scene to let Lito know that “that’s not how a real super hero would…”. Well, let me tell you, no one tells Lito Rodriguez, Mexico’s #1 leading man how to act. Especially not a fucking extra! I can feel the sexual tension burning from over here.
Yes, please. I would like to oder 100k words of this. If you can have it written by tonight, that would be great!
And clearly heir ship name is Poolito!











