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Teen Wolf Femslash Week

May 13 → polyamory

Shops for groceries: Scott and Kira love to grocery shop. They always like making each other dishes from their cultures and sharing with each other and have big fun cooking nights!!!! Also Malia will eat literally anything and she loves the smiles she can put on their faces when she eats whatever they make. (Sometimes Malia will get in a mood for something they had ages ago, like, “Kira, can you make that thing you made that one time? It was really really good” and the conversation that ensues is cute and hilarious.)

Kills the spiders: Scott McCall my precious baby darling will scoop up any spider or bug and carry it out the house. He also doesn’t try to scare anyone with bugs if they don’t like them. Kira will be like “Look isn’t this so cool?!” and try to like, put the spider in your hand so you can also see how cool it is. Malia’s not really bothered by insects, but when one is annoying she usually squishes it without hesitation. If she’s ever in the same room as Kira and Scott she’ll take it outside, since it’s important to them. 

Comes home at 3 am drunk: Scott after a night out with the boys. Actually, he probably ends up coming home with Stiles, Isaac, Derek, Boyd, and Liam. Because he loves them so much and he wants them to never ever leave, yknow? Cuz I jus’ love y’guys. Malia drags all the blankets from their room down to the living room so everyone can crash together. 

Makes breakfast: Scott!! He makes the best scrambled eggs.

Decorates the apartment: All three like going out to thrift stores and finding fun things to decorate their apartment with. Malia finds the weirdest stuff.

Sings the most: Kira. Scott likes to hum along to whatever she’s singing. 

Falls asleep first: Scott and Kira tend to fall asleep together first. Malia’s always a little restless around night and after going for a run she’ll barrel into the room and burrow between them.

Holds the umbrella when it rains: None of them can ever keep track of their umbrellas and usually wind up having to run through the rain. Malia likes the rain anyways.

Grumpiest in the morning: Kira before her coffee. Get her her coffee. 

Worries more when the other is sick/hurt: SCott fricken McCall worries so much and is the best boyfriend in the entire world and is such a mother hen when Kira or Malia is sick. Whenever Scott or Kira are sick though, Malia gets super possessive and will wait by their side essentially until they’re better.

Insists on creating nicknames for the others: Once in a blue moon Kira calls Scott ‘Scotty’ and it’s really cute. Usually when she’s really tired and curled into him late into the night. Otherwise they usually just use each others names. I feel like when they’re getting their sexytimes on Scott likes to call Kira his fox. 

Says ‘I love you’ first: Malia. It kind of takes them by surprise one day. She definitely goes to Lydia and demands why she feels so weird and bubbly and fluttery and why her heart beats faster whenever she’s around Kira and Scott. They have a long conversation. When Malia gets back that night, she sits them down and they’re both really worried because Malia’s acting a little out of character and they think it’s something serious. And then she’s bluntly like, “I love you guys. I’m in love with you both.”

I totally can't find the original post but I want to answer questions so feel free to send me poly teen wolf ships/trios/packs/etc :3

Shops for groceries

Kills the spiders

Comes home at 3 am drunk

Makes breakfast

Remembers to feed the fish

Decorates the apartment

Sings the most

Falls asleep first

Holds the umbrella when it rains

Grumpiest in the morning

Worries more when the other is sick/hurt

Insists on creating nicknames for the others

Prompt #5

Wild West/Prairie AU, Braeden/Derek/Jordan

Derek is a farmer in the prairie days. He orders a pair of cattle via mail from a magazine advert, and receives a telegram telling him when to pick them up from the train station. Derek shows up and there's no cattle, but there is a couple. They introduce themselves as Jordan and Braeden, and thank him profusely for answering their ad. Derek is super confused, but goes along with it because he can't figure out how to tell them there's been a horrible mistake. When Braeden asks, Derek says he forgot to apply for the marriage license, so it'll be a few days before they can get married. Derek's so mortified that he ends up pretending like this was his plan all along and marries them. It takes him another six months to save up the money he needs to buy those two cattle he'd meant to buy.

This is inspired by a wonderful Derek/Stiles fic, where Derek thought he was getting a mail order bride, but he got Stiles instead. If anyone has a link to that fic, or the title/author, please let me know!

"Listen," Lydia says, flipping through the pamphlets about Feline Leukemia. "Jordan told me she’s back in town."

“She, who?” Scott asks, though the sinking feeling in his stomach gives him an idea.

“Malia.” Lydia frowns, brushing her chin against her shoulder. “You might want to give Stiles a heads up.”

Nodding and pulling his phone out of his pocket, Scott asks, “Did Jordan see Peter with her?”

Lydia shakes her head. “And I called Derek on the way over. He hasn’t heard from Peter since they left.”

“Would Peter have told Derek he was coming?” Scott shuts down the front desk computer and makes sure the answering service has taken over the emergency line for the night. “It’s been almost four years, Lydia.”

Nodding, she leads the way out the door. “I know that Scott. I also know that you and Stiles haven’t been looking for anyone new.”

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