I wrote 38k of polysiders friends to lovers. It's so fucking good. It's SO good. I'm dying

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68237596/chapters/176550276

Featuring, in no particular order:

Lisa throwing Alec under the bus at any opportunity, everyone getting a chance to say "Skill issue" except Brian, first time blowjobs, Brian composing poetry, first time handjobs, Alec eating pussy like a god, Brian eating pussy like someone held captive by Rachel (because he is), Taylor fingering Alec, Lisa deciding to sit off to the side and egg people on/dirty talk without taking her clothes off, a lot of kissing, a lot of pining, hurt/comfort, Heartbreaker lore, powers, *Taylor fingering Alec*, Taylor experiencing a giggly amount of selective mutism from autistic overwhelm in a good way, Undersider bickering, Rachel saying sexy things that knock into you like a giant cartoon hammer, Brian *and* Lisa calling Alec "good girl", Brian saying the word "Mpreg", consensual hijacking, AND cuddling at the end.

Thirty eight thousand, five hundred words. You're welcome.

Low effort Polysiders shipping chart brought to you by the degenerate herself

All for Alec from Worm/Parahumans

A few hours ago:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/62514907

Alec and Brian are tied up in their underwear by miscellaneous bad guy of the week. They take care of the bad guy but remain tied up. Alec won't stop moving so Brian's dick accidentally slides into his cunt. Panic is had, overcome, and they fuck nasty about it.

Favorite line:

“We should absolutely kill that guy as soon as we’re free.” Alec panted. “Oh, yes, just like—mon force do you need me to pretend I don’t enjoy this? I can’t… I can’t tell what you need.”

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Yesterdayish:

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/62462317

Alec and Brian get hit with a drug that makes you act on any impulse you have. Alec is resistant to it, Brian is not. It's all going great until he makes the mistake of looking at Alec's mouth. Alec is actually fine with being held down for a blowjob, but he thinks Brian will hate him for it later/be disgusted. Brian is kinda stuck on the "raped my teammate" part.

Favorite line:

Alec lifted his head, eyes somehow bleary: “Don’t lecture me about blowjob etiquette, I’ve given more blowjobs than you’ve had… I don’t know, something you’ve had a lot of.”

Hot dinners, maybe.

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23rd

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/62439139

Alec gets hit with sex pollen. The team offers to take care of him.

Favorite line:

A hand on his jaw again, these people were going to give him a complex, and Alec did not resist as his mouth was tipped up into another kiss—Taylor, this time, lips shy and soft.

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22nd

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/62410363

It's a 5+1 fic but only the first chapter is uploaded so far. Alec can feel what other people are feeling, and he feels Lisa masturbating like it's his own hands on him (ha I should have made a joke like Master-baiting)

Favorite line:

He traced his bottom lip, intensifying the feeling, wanting to be kissed, wanting—he pulled two fingers into his mouth slowly, over his tongue, moaning into it.

AND

Lisa, holding him down, straddling him, smirking as she played with his mouth, did she like how he looked, did she want him—

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62361976/chapters/159570229

Alec/Amy fic. They were in Bakuda's murder basement together and bonded. it's 12k so far. Alec is way to suave in this and flirts constantly. I love that for him. Background polysiders.

Favorite line by popular demand:

“How do you say that with a straight face?” She demanded.

“Well, first of all, I say it with a bisexual face.” He told her factually.

/ versus /

My actual favorite line(s):

She slams the button down, or whatever wonky ass fucking lever situation is over there, and leaves the current on for excruciating minutes; much longer than the quick jolts of before.

“How do you like that, huh!?” She screams, hysterical with the need to see him break.

Alec comes down laughing, blood in his mouth, body carved from agony.

“Ahm-a—” He coughs, spits blood on the floor, grinning. “Amateur.”

The shriek he earns is music to his ears.

/ AND /

Obligatory shout out to the line "Striker 12 fuck around, Master 8 find out.”

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