#polypool

Kurt: That's.. thats not..

Wade: Merry Honda Odyssey!

Logan: ... It's merry christmas..

Wade: Hey, Kurt called.

Logan: Oh.. what did he say?

Wade, Cassually on the couch: Your dick appointment is friday at 8.

Logan: W-what!?

Wade: Yeah I thought it was weird too, I thought catholics couldn't eat meat on fridays?

Logan, now red: Shut the fuck up!

Logan, who's folding their laundry: What?

Kev, who's laying in the chair, watching some medicore drama show: The fact that somehow all of my clothes keep ending up in your closet despite you being a different size then me?

Logan, grunting: It's not my fault you both have similar styles..

Kev: And it's not my fault you have a type either.

Wade: Yeah see thats what I was going to talk to you about. Because Kurt dosn't fit your type but also- So... Rouge's your kit right?

Kev: Bassically.

Logan: Yea.

Wade, Still filing his nails, more precise now: And Kurt is rouges brother?

Logan, getting nervous: ...yeah??

Kev, sits up: Ooh no..

Wade: *stops filing* So... Does that mean you're dating your step son?

Kev: Oooh Noo!! Ewwwww! Ugh! I hate it because youre so right.

Logan: What!?? No! I- no! Gross! Shut the fuck up Wade.

Wade: No because technically that makes you his step dad! Right!??

Logan, having a mini crisis: SHUT UP WADE

Kev: Oooh gross! Haa!! What are we gonna tell Kurt?

Kurt, Bamfing in to land on the couch: Tell me vat?

Logan: Nothing! We just.. uhm..

Kev, giving Wade the 'No way bro dont do it' look.

Wade: You're fucking your step dad?

Kurt: VAT!!?? Nien!! I have two moms??

Logan: YEAH! He has two moms! That... that dosnt make us related right...?

Kurt: No??.. i dont... oh no..

Kev: EEWW

Wade: I TOLD YOU!

Logan: EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Kurt: ROUGGEE! I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!