#polyimps

Found this little gem from a blitzocast on the interwebs

It took some time to get Millie and Blitz to agree to a home birth, but they eventually went with it because Moxxie really wanted it to be an intimate moment between them all. As soon as that was decided Blitz brought home about a dozen different books on imp pregnancy and birth. Whenever Moxxie would mention anything pregnancy-related Blitz would appear out of nowhere with one of the books -- according to this chapter it's normal to feel this or that -- and it was equal parts endearing and fucking annoying.

When Moxxie goes into labor, Millie and Blitz are by his side making him as comfortable as possible (and while they're still a bit nervous about doing this all at home, they try to stay confident for their laboring husband). Moxxie handles the pain fairly well, not making much noise besides some panting and the occasional groan. The whole time, Blitz has a book and declares that things are progressing normally, don't panic Mox! As he is ready to push, Millie is at his legs while Blitz is stationed at Moxxie's side to give him a hand to hold. Soon an hour passes and there's no baby yet. Blitz is getting a bit restless with his nerves.

"Moxxie, no - like this, breathe like this," he says for what feels like the millionth time, flailing the hand he's clutching.

"Blitz," Millie says warningly. She could tell that Moxxie was getting more agitated with Blitz's incessant coaching.

"No Mills, he's gotta breathe with me, the book says -"

Suddenly Blitz was being yanked down to Moxxie's snarling and sweaty face by the throat. "Shut the fuck up before I castrate you with my bare claws and feed you your balls for dinner!" He lets go of Blitz and falls back onto the pillows, heaving for air. Blitz stares open-mouthed at him for a moment before he turns to Millie. She just shrugs and gives him a grin that says I tried to warn you. Blitz gives a look in return that says did you just hear what our husband said?! They turn their attention back to their husband when they hear a loud Possum Hiss.

"Oh Heaven, why did we think I could do this?" Moxxie moans (they ignore Blitz's mumbled submissive and breedable comment). "This is it. A fucking baby is going to kill me. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't -"

"You can, Moxxie! You can," Millie cuts in, patting his thigh. "I know it doesn't feel like it, but you're almost there. I know you can do this! You're one of the strongest imps I know! Now come on, let's have our baby, baby!"

During her little pep talk Blitz had maneuvered Moxxie so that he was resting back on Blitz's purring chest. "She's right, Mox. Don't be worrying your sexy fuzzy head. The cutest fucking baby in Hell is almost here!"

Now having gotten some confidence from his lovers, Moxxie gathers all his strength and is able to deliver within the next thirty minutes. Blitz makes grabby hands as soon as Millie has her cleaned off because he just had to be the first one to hold her. He and Millie curl up on either side of Moxxie when Blitz finally lets him cradle her. They nuzzle and kiss him and tell him what a great job he did. Moxxie falls asleep feeling so loved and safe with his new family.

Awww, this was super cute! I like the idea of Blitz trying to be overprepared because he wants to make sure that everything goes right, and Moxxie ending up snapping and going all crude on Blitz when he's pushed to the breaking point. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Blitz had to resist the urge to slap him on the back for that.

“There’s no way to physically avoid it, Blitz!”