#polyestergatory

struggle bunny birthday art by @nydeetitnit !!!!!

Oh joy, here come the Struggle Bunnies! This is gonna be fun!

First there's Busta, the youngest and silliest of the bunch! I wonder what pranks she has in store today! She ate a tide pod on stream. Again. The children who attempted to imitate her are currently hospitalized.

Next is Riah, the introspective middle child! I hope they have a happy song to sing us!They started playing Lil Peep and cried. They then got drunk and started harassing women on the internet.

And last but certainly not least we've got Foo Foo, the oh so friendly eldest brother! I can't wait to hear what life advice he has to share with us! He told the kids that sometimes grown ups need cigarettes and then left for a half hour. Came back stoned and reeking like an ashtray.