"If I get another text from a fucking ex, I swear I'll end up behind bars!"

Sasuke screamed from his spot, face down on the living room floor, head buried in the throws he stole from the couch.

"Maybe you wouldn't be getting texts from your billion exes if you were less of a whore, bite me."

Sasuke threw one of the pillows in the general direction Karin’s voice came.

"I'm not a whore."

"You are," Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo said in unison.

"I'm not!" Sasuke started pacing around." At least not enough to warrant 3 texts at 1 AM on a Tuesday!"

"Get out of the way! I'm trying to kick Karin’s ass!" Suigetsu immediately fell off the rainbow road.

"You did have a–" Juugo paused for a second, trying to find the right words, that wouldn't wind up Sasuke even more.

He didn't find them.

"–a whore phase."

"I-I didn't!" Sasuke was about to try and make an excuse or another, but his phone vibrated." Oh, for fucks sake!"

"Why would you all let me be a slut?" Sasukw sank into the side of the couch next to Suigetsu.

"How do you think we met you?" Suigetsu glanced at Sasuke with a grin." If it makes you feel better, you're a good fuck. No wonder they're all that desperate for you to let them hit again."