#poly!erasermic x reader

Summary: Y/N finds out that the students have a betting pool on who the three of them are dating. Little do the kids know, all three of them are together and definitely going to use their knowledge to their advantage.

Pairing: Aizawa Shota x gn!teacher!reader x Yamada Hizashi

Warnings: none

Word count: like a few hundred, I’m too lazy to check

A/N: I absolutely love poly stuff, so if you ever want to request it please do. Also this isn’t my best work, but it’s been sitting in my drafts for ages so I’m posting it anyway.

H/N: Hero name

While waiting for you to come into the classroom, a large group of 1A students huddled around a desk. Mina, who was sitting at the desk, had a sheet of paper in front of her.

“Okay so Tokoyami, Tsu, Ochaco, and Jiro, you all are betting on Aizawa and L/N?” Mina read the first category on the paper as the four nodded. “Then Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, Mineta, Sato, Aoyoma, and I think Present Mic and L/N. And last we have Midoriya, Ojiro, Shoji, and Hagakure for Aizawa and Yamada.”

“Add me to the last one.” Todoroki, surprisingly, spoke up.

“Alright the only people we don’t have are... Bakugo, Iida, Yaoyorozu, and Koda.”

“WHY WOULD I BET ON-“

“I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE-“

Iida and Bakugo started to simultaneously shout. Iida about respect and rules, Bakugo about how stupid he thought it was. Little did they know, you had been standing outside the door listening to them yell. Even though it was hard to understand what either of them were saying, you managed to figure out that there was a betting pool on you, Shota, and Hizashi dating. You whipped out your phone and sent them a text before opening the door and walking in.

“Alright! Everyone in their seats. Here’s what we’re going to do today.”

***

Shota pulled out his phone when he felt it buzz. Hizashi, who was sitting next to him, did the same. They read the text you sent them before looking at each other. Hizashi looked like he was bursting at the seams, obviously very amused. Shota was also amused but significantly less so. They looked at each other knowingly and silently decided to use this knowledge to their advantage.

***

The three of you had to watch over the cafeteria during lunch, so you made a point to stand very close to Shota while Hizashi stared at the two of you from the other side of the room. Because of your quirk, you were able to hear the group of 1A and 1B kids that were close by, but not close enough for Shota to hear.

“Look at how close Aizawa-sensei and L/N-sensei are standing!” Uraraka squealed. “They’re so cute!”

“But Present Mic is standing over there staring at them, and Aizawa just winked at him.” Midoriya started mumbling about every time he had seen Aizawa and Yamada act like a couple.

As they talked about why their ship was better, you relayed what they were saying to Shota. He looked like he wanted to smile, but he was too good at keeping his face blank.

“You of all people should know that I like to keep my life private, but this is pretty funny.” Aizawa looked to you, but quickly back to the students when he noticed a couple of students from 1B walking up to the class A kids. “Is B in on this too?”

“We heard about you guys betting on H/N, Eraserhead, and Present Mic. We want to join.”

“Yeah! I’m betting on Present Mic and H/N!” Tetsutetsu was loud enough for Shota hear.

Midoriya shushed him, and Kirishima high fived him, saying that he said the same thing. A couple other kids from class B came over to say who they were betting on. You wondered how they had even heard about it or who they would bet on seeing as Shota didn’t teach them.

It had been nearly a week by now. The three of you had been messing with your students continuously. Honestly, it was a little surprising that no one had figured out that you knew about it. All of a sudden the three of you had started acting strange out of the blue, but luckily the students seemed more focused on what you were doing instead of why. It had been rather funny to talk about on the way home. The three of you would share any news you’d heard from the kids or what you did to trick them a bit. Somewhere towards the end of the week the teachers had started to pick up on what was happening, especially anyone else who taugh class A or B. At one point All Might, who is very oblivious even though he has literally seen you and Hizashi cuddling with Shota, asked Shota if he actually was dating either you or Hizashi. Shota apparently literally just stood up and walked away.

Monday morning you walked into the 1A classroom, expecting to only find Shota. Instead, all the students and Shota were there already. Ignoring the students since they were huddled in the back, you walked up to Shota and handed him his lunch.

“You forgot this, dork.” You hit his shoulder playfully. “Zashi did too. I’m glad that one of us knows how to cook. You and Hizashi would burn water if it were possible.”

“Hizashi forgot to grab his lunch? That’s odd for him. He has been stressed lately.” Even though you were quiet, it seemed the students still noticed you.

“See, they act like a couple.” Tsu said quietly to everyone around her.

“But they’re talking about Present Mic too.”

You looked at Shota and smiled.

The next day you and Hizashi were on lunch duty. The two of you stood on opposite sides of the cafeteria, but every time your eyes met you would make weird faces at each other and start laughing. A couple kids from 1B noticed and started watching the two of you like a tennis match. Some other kids joined, even some kids from different years and classes started to look around just to see what the fuss was about.

This went on for about two or three more weeks before people started showing up with pins saying who they shipped. By then, Shota had decided that enough was enough. It had become much less funny to him and much more annoying, especially since almost everyone shipped you and Hizashi more than him and either of you. The day after the buttons showed up, he walked into school holding both of your hands. He walked each of you to your respective class, kissed you both smack on the lips, then left. Immediately, screams could be heard from any 1A or 1B kids nearby. All Might was there too, but he couldn’t have looked more confused and startled. In homeroom, every single one of Shota’s kids asked about fifteen different questions, all talking over each other. He activated his quirk, and they shut up.