#polissonnerie

      [ for a guy who was pretty anti-people, jeffrey sure put himself in a       position to meet other people quite often. his job involved going        around and throwing newspapers at people's doors. after class       he always took as much time going home as possible. he stood       in the city like the idiot he was. jeez, he was supposed to be        misanthropic. couldn't even do that right. well, whatever.       communication skills were important. might as well try to develop       them now, jeffrey. in a -- a smoothie shack. how long did these        take to make, anyway? he's been waiting for his strawberry banana       swirl for at least six minutes now. ]

You know you like it better that way.

P.S. No foreplay