Jul 11, 2021
My Mom: "I just wish there were some signs 😢"
Me belting along with Beyoncés "If I was a boy" at age 8:
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My Mom: "I just wish there were some signs 😢"
Me belting along with Beyoncés "If I was a boy" at age 8:
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@shima-draws I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET IT ON MY PHONE!
11 minutes in and I already love the new dynamic, and the matchmaker grandpa lol.
How does Jaskier manage to make every song a bop?
Its like he put his whole Jaskussy into it. 😩
Me when my switch wakes up when I slide the charger in:
"Shh, go back to sleep, babe, you don't need to be awake for this part."
I often wonder if Jeff Bezos has heard Bezos 1&2 from Bo Burnham.
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Okay, but when a character gets out of their handcuffs or bindings and kill their captors with them 😤
Everytime I'm on Instagram and I try to comment its like,
Me: "I would fight him"
Insta: <this comment looks similar to others that have be reported. [Undo?]>
Me: "I would f!ght him"
Insta: <this comment looks similar to others that have be reported. [Undo?]>
Me: "I would disembowel him"
Insta: <comment added :)>
"Nice smile....it'd look a lot better on my floor. 😏"