#points5

Who is your celebrity crush?

“I should have known this was going to be the first question. Why wouldn’t it be? Anyways, there’s a lot of options here, you know? And I know what you all want me to say, but, I mean have you seen Cheyenne Stewart? I’m serious. Have you seen her? I’ve been looking for her and she like, runs away from me. Well, the point is she’s one of them. That woman is gorgeous. But I’m not done! There’s, uh, Savannah Miller who’s got the whole former scene girl, rock chick thing going for her. I wonder if her hair stains her sheets, but, actually scratch that I know who my number one celebrity crush is. Joseph Naor. Don’t remember him? It’ll come to you. You just gotta love that white boy who’s half asleep and starving to death look.”

Who do you believe will be the next one cancelled?

“Why are you asking me this? [Redacted] if I know. I barely know what I want for breakfast. As long as it’s not me I don’t care who’s next. They should have worked harder.. for science though, how many people have said Amir Hassan? Asking for a friend.”

Who would you love to work with?

“Everyone. I’d want to work with anyone who would have me. Everyone around is so [Redacted] talented, it’s insane. If I had to pick someone though it would probably be Eila Love It—Levitt, whatever. Just imagine the pranks I’d pull on her while on set, and, don’t let her fool you either. She’d love to work with me too but is too afraid to admit it.”

What do you think your reputation is like?

“If I’m being honest with you I don’t think I’m taken very seriously, and that’s entirely my fault and I am 100% okay with that. I like to have fun and get a little crazy, which some people might not like. That’s their fault though, you know? I can’t make someone like me, no matter how perfect I am and how obviously blind they are. Maybe they expect something different— something like my grandmother. But I’m not like her and she’s not me and I’m not her. Whatever reputation I may have out there to some people, everyone’s entitled to their wrong opinion.”

Have you created any enemies within Prometheus?

“Nope. Not yet. It must be my amazing personality. I make it virtually impossible for someone to hate me.”

How about any friends?

I think everyone knows I get along with basically everyone. But if you must know, I’m very fond of Ingrid Hawkins. She’s the coolest chick around, I swear. Did you hear her script got picked up? You should be interviewing her, not me. Besides her, Ruby’s [Torrance] kind of cool. There’s more to her than meets the eye. Savannah, like I said, is probably the second coolest girl I know. Eila is my friend she just doesn’t know it.”

If you were cancelled, what would you like your cancellation to look like?