Oh thank Sweet Baby Jesus and all the other Christmas Critters, I thought 1800 hours would never get here. Worst sixty minutes ever. Get ready for the Recap: our Space Odyssey’s getting Bach to Bach Good Mornings, Vietnam from Alien Radio Free Europe, and our Nostromo’s one photon torpedo away from losing its deflector shields. Our paranoid android’s having ED-209 moments, G.I. Jane’s beginning of a beautiful friendship ended in marriage to Clark Kent, Darth Frankenstein’s having a timeout in the cooler, what we’ve got here is a failure to communicate, and if you think any of that’s gonna change anytime soon, forget it, Jake! It’s CHINATOWN!