Lucy: So now that you and Roxy are something, I feel the need to let you know that even though I'm really small I'm also really smart and could hurt you, a lot, if you were to hurt Roxy in any way, shape or form and make it look like an accident. I'm also inclined to remind you that I'm a kickass beater and we've yet to play Slytherin.

Lysander: I’m going to get a message from every Weasley, aren’t I? Fair enough. I hereby give you permission for all of that if I ever hurt Roxanne.