#pm-posts

god its gotta be so annoying to be a dullahan without a hairpulling kink. how ELSE are you going to carry your head around?

bastard mech pilot who has a collection of black boxes from all the enemy pilots she's killed. she likes to review the recovered data when she's jacking off

this wednesday remember to give your local butches lots of cool refreshing drinks so stay hydrated. and also so they get very sweaty. also make sure they're wearing sunscreen

the mental connection between a mech and her pilot should be used first and foremost for pinball. second is for post-combat sex

any mean werewolves looking to knotfuck a skull till it bursts? its not like ill need the grey matter when I'm working a 12 hour shift.

reading sex guidebook. debillitating discovery: i really should develop a sense of self before i fling myself into a dungeon.

just remembered i had a crush on raistlin majere from dragonlance when i was a kid and you know. i hate to say it explains a lot. and yet

im so weak to papercuts but god i tank bruises like a concrete wall. can't wait to find someone who'll wrestle with me. Need to get right proper slammed into the floor it'll be stimulating